#evilneverdiescomic

bodyguard don't like being out of uniform, apparently. #evilneverdiescomic

misster ceo '3' gave him a bit of a makeover. #evilneverdiescomic

mr. research assistant from the east #evilneverdiescomic

doing some proper character profiles before working on this comic redraw :u project leader so far unnamed. #evilneverdiescomic

"Father, why are you crying?" "Because it's true... Our God is real. He's alive again. He's alive. He is immortal." “The radio said we should hide.” “The radio doesn’t want us to see him return.”

no you’re awesome

“I think it’s about time we made some progress there. It's good." "You don't think we should just leave that land alone?"  "We've been ignoring it for the past few thousand years and it's gotten us nowhere. Mt. Doom has been quiet for centuries. Mordor is getting greener by the day. As an ally of the South-East Federation, we in Gondor should look forward to helping them recover their lost past. Not to mention the readings of minerals and metals in those mountains are quite promising. I'll admit, the Dwarf blood in me is looking forward to seeing what's in those hills."  "There's been a number of rumors about the United Traders spreading around. Are you at all concerned?"  "The United Traders is doing a fine job. They've been instrumental in leading this project, and--"  [HISSING STATIC.]  "Excuse me, I need to take this--" "Mr. Steward, we have an emergency. Please take shelter in the nearest bunker immediately. We'll be sending a detail to your location." "What's going on?" "Seismic tremors coming from Mordor. It’s hard to believe, but judging by the chatter on the waves, it sounds like the volcano is going to erupt soon. We need to get you and His Majesty to--" "What about the citizens?" "We will issue a warning notice to them shortly as well, Mr. Steward." "Well, issue it now."