#evillainous

“A big, evil…trophy ? ”

He couldn’t help but titter at his enthusiasm.

She'd taken to cleaning his 'lair of justice', which was honestly the same evil lair he'd been in all this time. The reporter was looking to help her heroic blue boyfriend get a bit better organized. Though sorting through things and giving attention to the rather clingy brain bots was something in and of itself. Ever since Megamind had reprogrammed them, they were attached to her side whenever she visited. She moved some old blueprints out of the way, pausing to look over the writing on them.

Mrs Roxanne Megamind was scattered across the paper, along with doodles of hearts and rather lovely flowers.

Oh she intended to ask about these. If only to watch his face turn that adorable shade of purple as he blushed. She organized the rest of the blueprints neatly before settling herself in a chair.

She could hear Megamind coming in-- that car of his had an unmistakable sound.

As he arrived she turned in the chair, acting as if she were casually glancing over the paper in her hand.

NAUGHTY ALPHABET

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

there’s a part of her that enjoys being kidnapped [by megamind, at least]. it’s a thrill-- she’s part of something bigger.

plus-- the man knows how to tie a good knot.

sex/romance headcanons || accepting

What was my muse’s first heartbreak?

Roxanne had a crush on a girl in high school. She was popular. A cheerleader. Meanwhile Roxanne was that girl in the AV club-- the only girl in the AV club. While people liked her plenty enough, she wasn’t considered cool.

Anyway, she finally worked up the courage to ask this girl out, and she accepted. Roxanne was on cloud nine. They agreed to keep things on the DL because it was still the 90′s. Folks weren’t super tolerant but a movement was starting.

Long story short, the girl ended up setting her up for a horrible prank. Roxanne spent the rest of the school year being called various slurs. She was devastated and heartbroken. 

sex/romance headcanons || accepting

Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know?If only life were so easy. Roxanne works as a news station and is the most recognizable woman in Metro City-- it’s hard to find dates. Especially when everyone thinks you’re with the most powerful man on the planet.

Though there’s a certain bad boy she might consider. Possibly.

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