#evilbaba

Becoming an evil person by sitting in my tiny dorm room and farting while my roommate sleeps :(

I got too normal for a second and I need to get back to my roots of putrid absurdity and freaking it.

Burly men please put your cigarettes out on me

Affirmations of the day: we are not going insane, there is money in the bank, we are not going to hell, I will not go into that good night, I am not becoming my father.

Thousands enraged by lawn mowing day and night, genuinely from 6am to 11pm mowing lawns, lawnmowers were sent by satan to shave the earth’s big beautiful bush, and are used by hell’s soldiers to torture us as we slowly rot in this saggy sack of shit we call modern society.

Can’t sext too paranoid. What if the photos on my walls see me being a horn dog.

You ever get pissed off bc someone looks so cool…