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Evil Sentences, Vol. 1

(Sentences from Evil (2019-2024). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I like houses when they're empty. I like the quiet."

"I think spaces look better without people in them."

"Do you think that science can answer every question?"

"It's not real. It's just a dream."

"There's an explanation for everything, but people would rather believe in ghosts and demons."

"I can smell the whiskey on your breath."

"Sorry, I don't have visions like you."

"Good luck with your miracle!"

"I'll hold you. You go to sleep, I'll hold you."

"Do you think what happened to you is a miracle?"

"All I know is that I was dead and now I'm not, and that everything has changed for me."

"You're sweating blood. Why are you sweating blood?"

"Genius doesn't mean you can treat people any way you want! It means shutting up and doing good work!"

"Do you think I have a demon in me?"

"I know you don't feel the way that other people want you to feel. I understand, but that's why you've got to pretend, at least sometimes."

"Kindness is hypocrisy."

"Once an exorcism has begun, it must be finished!"

"If you want to experiment, you talk to me! You don't just do it!"

"I don't need a boy to be happy."

"I have never been so turned on by you!"

"He's a psychopath. You can't date him."

"Could we at least have one last kiss?"

"I took care of it. I have to be allowed to take care of my family."

"Try not to get into any trouble, and don't kill any demons without me!"

"I think it's probably good you getting laid now and then, even if only to remove the stick up your ass."

"I had no idea mental health professionals were such ineffectual quacks!"

"Half of the things you talk about sound made up!"

"There's snitching and there's lying, and snitching is far worse."

"The forbidden is always desirable."

"It's Friday. I don't open the door on Friday."

Evil Sentences, Vol. 4

(Sentences from Evil (2019-2024). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"People like the idea of conspiracies. It makes life easier, don't you think?"

"You can't just stuff a baby in a closet!"

"Sometimes pain is what sustains us."

"Does it feel like we're being kidnapped to you?"

"I have a lot of friends, but I can't tell if they're being sincere when they say nice things."

"You're not going to survive coming after me."

"Oh good, I'm not the only one who's late!"

"I hope you bleed to death, and if you don't, I'll come for you."

"I just realised what you're most afraid of."

"Don't play games. I'm not in the mood."

"You know, before I started working with you, I was a normal person. I never questioned my sanity."

"Are you questioning your sanity?"

"Is this about you wondering what life would have been like if you made different choices?"

"Don't ask again or I'll kill you."

"Stop thinking. Stop talking."

"Are you seriously thinking of sleeping there?"

"I pray and I pray, but I don't feel anything."

"Wow, you look grim!"

"Using someone's emotions like this is wrong!"

"Every word out of your mouth is blasphemy."

"I will eat your brains out of your skull like soup."

"What kind of a monster raised you?"

"Why are you so afraid to succeed?"

"The heaviness you're carrying has its own gravitational pull."

"I'm going to need a rabies shot!"

"Are you being kooky again?"

"Do you really believe you see demons and devils?"

"Is there a chance that there's only evil? That there is no good?"

"Are you here to attack me again? Do I need to arm myself?"

"Do you carry a knife everywhere now?"

Evil Sentences, Vol. 3

(Sentences from Evil (2019-2024). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I think that's why you're sad. You can't figure it out anymore. Things have gotten weird, and you don't like it."

"It's called 'cultural derealisation'. It's when you become depressed by how weird the world is."

"Come on, answer the phone or open the door! I'm not leaving until you do one or the other!"

"How many phones do you even have?"

"Let me be blunt: I can see something you cannot."

"I never speak metaphorically."

"If you can't be popular, be scary."

"As scientists, we have to acknowledge when something is beyond our knowledge."

"You know who I fantasised about last night?"

"If you wanted to be alone with me, all you had to do was ask."

"Everyone has their weaknesses. Don't mind me as I find yours."

"Why do you want to be boring?"

"Why can boys do whatever they want, but girls can't?"

"No! That's literally the start of a hundred horror movies!"

"I just don't like having your spy looking over my shoulder, okay?"

"I followed these visions for the last five years because I thought they were real. Now, I'm not sure."

"You are stronger than the world. You are stronger than anything that can threaten you."

"Am I having some kind of psychotic breakdown?"

"Have you ever noticed that people are getting meaner?"

"I don't need an exorcism!"

"This is all a game."

"You know how sometimes you don't feel connected to other people? That they seem to care about the stupid stuff?"

"Do you think we're reunited with loved ones when we die?"

"Did you ever wonder why The Omen skipped infancy? Because that's the real horror."

"I'm not as comfortable with this stuff as you are."

"Have you been reading the conspiracy theories?"

"Okay, great, now you've scared away the werewolf!"

"What do you want? I thought we were done."

"Have you ever seen a man turned inside out?"

"It's late. Can I be in trouble tomorrow?"

Evil Sentences, Condensed

(Sentences from Evil (2019-2024). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Do you think that science can answer every question?"

"There's an explanation for everything, but people would rather believe in ghosts and demons."

"Do you think what happened to you is a miracle?"

"All I know is that I was dead and now I'm not, and that everything has changed for me."

"Do you think I have a demon in me?"

"I know you don't feel the way that other people want you to feel. I understand, but that's why you've got to pretend, at least sometimes."

"Once an exorcism has begun, it must be finished!"

"He's a psychopath. You can't date him."

"Try not to get into any trouble, and don't kill any demons without me!"

"Half of the things you talk about sound made up!"

"The forbidden is always desirable."

"Not everything real is true, and not every dream is false."

"Have you ever conducted an exorcism of a child?"

"Once you take a life, there's nothing else like it."

"Can I call my own children annoying?"

"Evil only attacks where there's a soul that's vulnerable."

"I'm not very nice. You haven't noticed that by now?"

"I think that's why you're sad. You can't figure it out anymore. Things have gotten weird, and you don't like it."

"Let me be blunt: I can see something you cannot."

"As scientists, we have to acknowledge when something is beyond our knowledge."

"No! That's literally the start of a hundred horror movies!"

"I followed these visions for the last five years because I thought they were real. Now, I'm not sure."

"You are stronger than the world. You are stronger than anything that can threaten you."

"Am I having some kind of psychotic breakdown?"

"I don't need an exorcism!"

"Do you think we're reunited with loved ones when we die?"

"I'm not as comfortable with this stuff as you are."

"Have you been reading the conspiracy theories?"

"You know conversations are supposed to make things clearer?"

"You're not going to survive coming after me."

"You know, before I started working with you, I was a normal person. I never questioned my sanity."

"Are you questioning your sanity?"

"I pray and I pray, but I don't feel anything."

"Do you really believe you see demons and devils?"

Evil Sentences, Vol. 2

(Sentences from Evil (2019-2024). Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Everyone's jealous of my success! It's a nightmare!"

"Just because you've got a name for something doesn't mean it's not insane!"

"We need to make my family accept you."

"I saw that your serial killer is dead. Bludgeoned. Is there anything I should be worried about there?"

"The more I listen to you, the more ridiculous I sound."

"You're a walking ball of neediness!"

"You don't get to bring up the other person's slights when you're apologising!"

"Have you ever conducted an exorcism of a child?"

"Will you be offended if I ask you something?"

"Put your flashlight on. Zombies hate bright light."

"Can dogs be arrested for murder?"

"Once you take a life, there's nothing else like it."

"When did you become so contentious?"

"Don't use technology to rewire your brain again! It's not a toy!"

"Life is best when it's surprising and terrifying."

"Don't you want life to be exciting?"

"I always make time for alcohol."

"If you tried to stand right now, could you?"

"When you tell me that you're fine and I know that you're not, it makes me feel confused about our relationship."

"I shouldn't have to tell you anything. You should trust me as I trust you."

"You're no fun when you're needy."

"You know this only works when it's transactional, right?"

"Can I call my own children annoying?"

"I just want a normal life."

"Evil only attacks where there's a soul that's vulnerable."

"I only want to eat this for the rest of my life!"

"I saw something at the last exorcism and I need to talk to somebody who won't laugh at me."

"I'm not very nice. You haven't noticed that by now?"

"Are you saying I smell like a dead cat?"

"You're missing the point! There's nothing forbidden about cannibalism as long as it's not cannibalism of a living thing!"