Jun 26, 2015
Is it unreasonable to turn everyone who looked at your spark into a puzzle?
Some people might just want to live, and not be puzzles. All I’m saying.
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Is it unreasonable to turn everyone who looked at your spark into a puzzle?
Some people might just want to live, and not be puzzles. All I’m saying.
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Can you convert dark energon into high grade?
You can convert many things into highgrade - crystals, stars, organic life forms, to name a few.
The real question is, should you?
Short answer: no.
Long answer:
how do you get your partner to stop hating a harmless train?
I dunno, cause clearly murdering a guy for him didn’t work.
Would optic filters /really/ get eaten up by nanites- and start eating up optics- if you left them in for, say, twelve million years?
… well, if your self-repair systems started viewing them as a legit threat to your optics, like a solid wall of foreign contaminant - they might start eating them, yeah.
And maybe they’re a little more vigorous than they need to be due to other stuff they have to worry about.. like war injuries, regular injuries.. diseases and plagues.. general disrepair…
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i think i need to find out if mine are doing that too
How do you self service with your spark? I get terrified of touching it, but I want to try to reduce my- fear of them.
Take it really, really slow. Glacially. Slow enough that if it was someone else they’d smack your hand away and do it themselves.
Maybe one day you manage to ghost your fingers just above the corona. And maybe, just maybe, the next day or week you brush your fingertips against the corona. Maybe after that you figure out you can start stroking it. And if you’re really brave, you can try squeezing it. So on and so forth.
If it scares you too much to get to the next step, back off and try again later. Or not.
Teeny tiny baby steps. Treat it with respect. And if you skip straight to manhandling it, you’re gonna freak yourself right the fuck out, so don’t feel like you have to rush anything.
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what do you do if you think you're having a drinking problem?
keep drinking
Accept that you have a problem. Learn to control it instead of it controlling you. Cut back a little if it’s starting to hurt worse than it helps - most people would say you have to give it up completely, no highgrade ever, but that’s not how your system works.Â
You gotta go real slow. Instead of six cubes a day, you drink five. Maybe after a while, you start drinkin’ four. Maybe that’s as low as you can go. It’s okay.
When you get a craving for the really gnarly stuff, go for something a little softer instead. Switch out one aft-kicker for minibot grade, especially if that’s what you’re using to recharge. Not every night, just occasionally.
Keep an optic on your body. Learn when too much is too much. If there’s fire in your lines, get em checked out before you’re medically commanded to stop, forever, or your damn spark’ll explode.
… just don’t end up like me.
How delicate are sparks?
Uh.
You can disrupt it by getting electrocuted one too many times, crush it squeezing it too hard, or accidentally pull it out since it’s not actually attached to anything in there..
But then mine withstood two grabby mecha - one who had no idea what he was doing, a chaos god, and an explosion, so your mileage may vary.
Just keep an optic on it and don’t do anything you know’ll frag it up. It’s a solid ball of energy, not metal.
they said they're fine. and when I asked, they said "It's just X" like it didn't even matter. They vomited on some presents I had made, though conveniently not the one I made for them.
Kid, there’s this thing called lying. Maybe you’ve heard of it.
The other thing might just be them being an asshole, though.
Really though are you gonna hold it against a guy whose tank malfunctioned? Even if he’s being an aft about it?
There are things to stop that, usually. Things that trip the sensors are contaminated energon, too much energon, non-energon matter, codings in viruses, and high levels of stress, possibly in combination with too much energon or bad energon. Like some sort of weird defense mechanism, I guess?
BLARP, predators flee.
Or something.