Jul 19, 2025
Mistress evil hylia, how may i be of service?
- @evil-fi
Ah, Fi, hello. If you could get those actively fighting the Good Heroes to be quiet, that would be lovely. All this noise is disrupting my tea time.
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Mistress evil hylia, how may i be of service?
- @evil-fi
Ah, Fi, hello. If you could get those actively fighting the Good Heroes to be quiet, that would be lovely. All this noise is disrupting my tea time.
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My dear Evil Wife. May I gift you a loud princess? I know you like quiet for your tea time, but loud princesses are Evil, and I would never ever gift you something Good.
-@evil-skyy
Dearest Evil Husband,
I would love a Loud Princess. I will put it in my Evil Office. Thank you, Evil Husband.
Sincerely,
Your Evil Wife,
Hylia
Hylia? Is it… is it really you? What happened? I woke up, and I have no idea what’s going on.
( @evil-first-link )
Dearest...
...
Ah...
Hello. We...I'll be honest I'm stunned.
I...
Hm.
What's happening? We've found the Good variations of ourselves and have been interacting with them.
...
Sincerely,
Your Evil Goddess,
Evil Hylia
I am unsure if you are aware of my identity. However, you may be more willing to go against the Three than your good counterpart.
I have been trapped within Their every whim.
I desire freedom.
- @bright-null
Dearest Bright Null,
Hm. Are we speaking of the Good Three or the Evil Three? The Good Three, I can support going against them, but as for the Evil Three… I’m afraid that I am under the same circumstances as my Good counterpart.
Depending in which, how can I be of service?
Sincerely,
Your Evil Goddess,
Evil Hylia
first of all before anything CAN WE HAVE A EVIL TULIN 🤩🤩🤩🤩, one of my goals is to befriend Evil Tulin but I can’t do that without a Evil Tulin existing, I asked the goddess Hylia and she told me to come to you.
Second of all I have been going around asking anyone I can think of what my new friend’s names should be, what do you think his name should be
-@therealtulin
(Also if I forget anyone they are free to do suggestions in the asks of my account, even if they aren’t a character involved in the evil link thing)
Dearest Tulin,
I suppose I can speak to the Evil Council* and ask if they have seen an Evil Tulin.
Your new friend is the Rat, yes? I believe that it should be called "Tulin Jr." or "Malt."
Sincerely,
Your Evil Goddess,
Evil Hylia
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Please please please please help me o mighty and most evil Hylia, for Zelda has chosen to return from her exploration and nag me to give her something I cannot. Please, lend me a helping hand or knowledge on how I can get her to stop.
Dearest Evil Evil Wild,
...What does she wish you give her? Can you not simply tell her "no"?
I apologize it...has been a while since I've last personally interacted with a mortal.
Sincerely,
Your Evil Goddess,
Evil Hylia
Most evil Hylia,
I have grown tired of this world. And so I beseech thee to bring an end to it all. Destroy existence. Or, at the very least, provide me with the means to destroy it myself.
- @evil-echo
Dearest Evil Echo,
...I apologize but I am still a goddess who has people to protect. I cannot allow you to destroy existence. I will not get in your way, but I will not provide any help.
I'm evilly sorry.
Sincerely,
Your Evil Goddess,
Evil Hylia
Hi. Hi EVIL Hylia. Hello. Hi. Hi. Hai. I forgot what the Evil Council* was. Can you explain me what it is again. I think I asked this before. I don’t remember. I didn’t mean to forget it. Sorry.
- @evil-evil-wild
Dearest Evil, Evil Wild,
The Evil Council is the collective of all the Evil people. It's alright, we all have our moments that we forget. I forget sometimes too.
Sincerely,
Your Evil Goddess,
Evil Hylia