#evil!marty

This map of 1885 Hill Valley is from the Doctor Collector Back to the Future Time Travel Memories Tin [X]. It's probably my favorite BttF map ever because of how detailed it is.

In the upper right corner, we find the first of two legends that name the numbered establishments on the map. And number five, by far, made my imagination spiral: fortune teller.

The Fortune Teller is located just behind the bathhouse (number 4 on the map) in the Chinese camp (3), apparently just out of view when Marty enters Hill Valley at the beginning of Part 3.

Long story short: No Pines Marty totally sets up shop as a fortune teller just to screw with people/ make Doc mad because he's actually telling people about the future/ refuses to live in the blacksmith shop with him.

“Do you know why there’s no Three Pines Marty?”

Marty backed away from No Pines, unaccustomed to the panicked sheen and manic smile.

“It’s because that psychotic, evil, shit stain of a man we know as Three Pines Doc erased him.”

Marty wet his lips. 

“Why?”

“Because he started hunting for another Doc in the space-time continuum to take down this guy.”

Marty’s brow deepened. No way.

“How do you know this?”

“Because he came to my Doc! The next day, Doc asked where my letterman jacket was. Said it ‘looked nice.’

Extra JanAUry doodles

No Pines AU is by @bg-sparrow (@nopinestimeline)

Personal headcanon that No Pines Marty has committed arson at some point 🔥

Stuck in the 60s AU is by @bri-to-the-future

60s Doc is happy because he stole the last tie-dye shirt in Hill Valley from Biff :)

Murderer Lorraine AU is by @synthsays

♤▪︎》 Ticking Time Bomb 《▪︎♤

Plays the drums, not the guitar

Leather jacket, not denim

He bullies Needles

Drinks regular Coca-Cola. You heard me.

Smokes Winston cigarettes

Fist bumps Biff whenever he sees him

He's not dating Jennifer. He catcalls Jennifer all the time at school, but she scoffs at this crude ruffian because she's still the Jennifer we know and love.

Even though he calls the Libyans to tell them where Doc will be the night of the DeLorean reveal, they totally betray him and start shooting at him, too, which leads us to the spectacular adventure of No Pines Marty in 1955 trying to rescue the crackpot scientist he just sold out to terrorists.

He is having a blast in 1985A

He's so flippant and nonchalant about how despicable he is but he doesn't brag/ boast/ egg people on like Needles does. You stay away from him, and he'll probably stay away from you unless he gets inspired.

I don't even know what would happen in the Old West. I don't even think he'd go back, but Doc somehow tricks him into it? Then, when he's there, he squares up to Buford immediately. And then he's somehow invited to join the gang? IDK.

Clara totally slaps him at one point

And lo, No Pines Marty officially came into being:

RATING: T (premeditative murder, evil!marty) || GENRE: Angst, Hurt No Comfort || WORDS: 1,576 || SUMMARY: In the No Pines Timeline, Marty calls the terrorists that night.

(He's so bad. Just look at him.)

JanAUry Day 23 - No Pines

AU belongs to @bg-sparrow! (@nopinestimeline)

@bg-sparrow’s No Pines Timeline wormed it’s way into my brain and now I can’t stop thinking of a scenario where Twin Pines Marty and No Pines Marty have to team up and hate it the entire time.

For anyone who can’t read my godawful handwriting:

Have to save Emmett to keep all the timelines from collapsing

Absolutely hate each other

No Pines Marty despises Emmett/Doc