How's about Evie/Ben from Descendants?
First of all. Yes.Â
General:
Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? - 3000 years… the rest of their lives lolÂ
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - They keep thinking it’s a friendship thing and realize in a sudden jolt that it’s romantic love when they’re olderÂ
How was their first kiss? - Honestly it’s the cutest thing you’ll ever see
Wedding:
Who proposed? - BennnnnnÂ
Who is the best man/men? - Obviously Carlos and JayÂ
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Mal, Lonnie, and DizzyÂ
Who did the most planning? - Oh Evie for sureÂ
Who stressed the most? - BenÂ
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. Times ten.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Uma and idk Chad Â
Sex: (I just want y’all to know this is when they’re older and in no way am I imagining this with teenagers.)Â
Who is on top? - EvieÂ
Who is the one to instigate things? - BenÂ
How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - Couple of minutes… actually idk 10
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - You know Ben is a delightÂ
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 3Â
How many children will they adopt? - 3Â
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - BenÂ
Who is the stricter parent? - BenÂ
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Evie
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - EvieÂ
Who is the more loved parent? - EvieÂ
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - BothÂ
Who cried the most at graduation? - Both. It was embarrassing.Â
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Honestly you’d think it’d be Evie but it’s actually Ben. Or she’s always influencing him and he’s always all for it.Â
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - BenÂ
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - EvieÂ
Who does the grocery shopping? - EvieÂ
How often do they bake desserts? - Literally once a day lol this is Disney okÂ
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - She’s a salad eater he’s a meat eaterÂ
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - oh Ben it’s greatÂ
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - EvieÂ
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - EvieÂ
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - EvieÂ
Who is really against chores? - Neither they don’t mind lolÂ
Who cleans up after the pets? - BothÂ
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - Both lolÂ
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - EvieÂ
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - EvieÂ
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - Both are pretty equal in that they take a long time, especially Ben I guessÂ
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - BothÂ
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - Aaaaallllll the time, literally if they can do it every single day they willÂ
What are their goals for the relationship? - To spread their love for each other by helping the world around themÂ
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - BenÂ
Who plays the most pranks? - EvieÂ
