Hear me out, I know that the timeline is impossible and that this didn't happen but I find it funny
Badwolf: Where were the four of you? Did you all skip classes today?
Red: Oh, you know... just helping Eris with practice on the teleportation spell.
Evil Queen: Yeah, we just went on a little trip to Paris.
Goldilockes: We were just second-hand shopping.
Cheshire cat*wearing diamond tiara, necklaces, earrings and brooch*: :D
Good King: THAT WAS YOU?? YOU ROBBED THE MUSEUM?? WHY?
Cheshire Cat: God forbid a girl has some fun.
Evil Queen: Why not, and look at my pretty new tiara >:)
Goldilocks: I needed to practise breaking in
Red: financial security.










