#everydayhannibal

Hannibal Lecter buying a nice new pair of dress shoes but the shoestring on the left shoe snaps as he's lacing it up

Hannibal Lecter taking his shoes off so he can make a silent approach and slipping on the hardwood floor because his socks have no traction.

Hannibal Lecter not paying enough attention to his hand-eye coordination when taking a drink and pouring his drink over his chin like a fool.

Hannibal Lecter coming back to a parking space and discovering a ticket on his windshield for going two minutes over the time limit.

Hannibal Lecter having to brave the elements by walking ten feet from his car to his front door when it’s unexpectedly sprinkling and he has no umbrella.

Hannibal Lecter taking a bite of food at a restaurant and it’s stone cold in the center.

Hannibal Lecter hearing his fire alarm giving an occasional beep because it’s low on batteries in the middle of the night and having no idea which one it is.

Hannibal Lecter stepping on something wet in his socks and pausing because he has no memory of dripping anything on the floor.