The Little Keramzin Malenchki #* little Alina is only three years old when the testers find out she is Grisha. She is brought to the Little Palace straight away, and from the moment she first sees the Black General, she immediately takes a liking to him
The Little Palace Malenchki # coming soon
"You is a meanie!"# Alina meets the Tsar and Tsaritsa, but, of course, she is merely a toddler, and she doesnât like the Tsaritsa one bit, which she insists everyone should knowâŠ
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Feral Family! Letâs throw in some Bakerâs because this is a happy AU damn it!
*Ethan has two modes, love you or hate you. That is it.
*When he introduced Zoe and Joe Baker, the Lords lost their God damn minds over them.
*The remaining Lycans adore Joe
*Joe is a completely normal humanâŠnow with Lycans.
*There might be concerns of Joe leading a Lycan uprising.
*One of the Fly Girls really likes Zoe, its embarrassing for everybody.
*Took one look and went âoh, noâŠsheâs hotâŠâ
*Their flirting involves slight death threatsâŠthey donât know how to flirtâŠ
*No one here knows how to flirt, including the humans
*Listen, they are all terrible at having social skills.
*Chris is considered to be the human handler.
*This does not mean he is in charge, just that he needs to get the rest of the humans out of the way and not be collateral.
*He basically runs a BOW home now.
*He is surprisingly okay with this.
*Claire still has not actually seen any of the people Chris talks about over the phone and still believes they are just pets.
*âSo what's your brother doing now days, Claire?â âOh, still does the same thing as usual but he now runs a pet home.â âReally?â âYeah, he was just telling me how Ethan managed to get stuck up in a tree because he stole Karl's squeaker.â âEthan, Karl?â âI think ones a cat and the other is a dog, maybe a husky by the sounds in the backgrounds during call.â âCute.â
*Chris still receives pet gifts, he just accepts it at this point.
*Everyone loves it, they have no idea who this Claire is but they would die for her.
*Imagine unknowingly having an army of BOW because you were nice to them.
*Salvatore has a small collection of fish tank toys in a special cove under the water from her, he adores these, even Ethan knows not to take them.
*Ethan has the nickname, âtheiving bastard"
*Mia has to return lost items at the end of the week cause he will hoard them.
*He can not and will not explain why he does this.
*Karl shares his gifts from Claire with the Lycans, so itâs not unusual to see him playing fetch with them.
*By this I mean someone else is throwing the ball and he is having a time tripping and knocking the others over because he is a bastard.
*Alcina can be seen taking walks with the Fly Girls during warmer weather, they all enjoy sitting out and enjoying the sun rays.
*She might have been compared to being a sunbathing lizard once but it was in much ruder words because it was Karl.
*Donna has discovered animeâŠ
*Pray for the puppetsâŠ
*There are blueprints spread out for alternative clothing for them and they are now in hiding.
*She canât dress up the actual people like she wants without a fight so the puppets are second best!
*They all have ran into their smaller versions in different levels of distress because of âdress up timesâ.
*Why is the Chris puppet in a sailor outfit? Ethanâs is trying to chew the cat paws off. Alcina's is in dragon pjs.
*They donât have much in facial movement but boy do they know how to express their displeasure.
*Donna just thinks its cute.
*Ethan has and will continue to do weird ass shit.
*Especially now he is aware of his mold status.
*So when his hind mind goes âconsumeâ, he will be found on the counter tops devouring all the bread in the houseâŠand some from the others housesâŠ
*He will break into your house.
*Sometimes to do nothing more but stare at you with a :/ look.
*What do you want Ethan, Iâm trying to eat my pasta!
* :/ ⊠>:/âŠ
*Now all the forks are goneâŠ
*Everyone has discovered the horrifying fact that he can swing his chest open revealing a hollowed out cavity.
*Rosemary likes taking naps in there with her stuffed monkey.
*She assumes everybody can do that and will pat the others chest to get them to open.
*She then gets angry when they donât.
*But since sheâs still a baby itâs just cuteâŠfor nowâŠ
*This also explains where most of the stuff thatâs missing goes.
*Mia tries her best to keep a human composure around everybodyâŠshe has moments thoughâŠ
*No one wants to talk about the Chainsaw Incident. It is forbiddenâŠ
If ur still taking requests, can we see some feral dad Ethan and feral uncle Karl with baby rose?
Everybody lives AU, also Ethan has a greenhouse, because that amuses me.
It was dangerous but so was most of Heisenberg's plans.
This one required working with someone who could turn everything he worked for in their favor and leaving him with nothing.
âYou understand the plan, together we can rule this village, no one can stop us!â
He held out his hand, waiting for a responseâŠgrinning when it was taken.
âKarl, what are you doing?â
The Lord just smiled over at Ethan before refocusing on little Rosemary, who had his hand in both of hers, happily cooing and giggling away, âme and the young Miss Winters here are going to take over!â
The father sent him an unimpressed look, rolling his eyes and continuing to water his plants, âI'm sure no one will be able to withstand the two of you.â
âSee, even Papa knows our combined forces should be feared!â
Currently he was actually starfished on the ground of the greenhouse, the baby happily sitting on his chestâŠit was niceâŠwhich was an odd feeling that he was still trying to get used to. This feeling of enjoying the moment he had found himself in without the worry of harsh consequences after.
Now with Miranda gone, he finds himselfâŠat a lostâŠall those years of waiting, building his armies, preparingâŠeverything coming to fruitionâŠhis days spent planning revenge now are filled with a sense of lost.
He is free now, he could leave any moment he wished, go anywhere he wantedâŠso why was he still hereâŠhere in this villageâŠ
The clean up took a good portion of his time after, rebuilding andâŠattempts of getting along with everyone who had survived. Even if they all came together like one of those terrible movies Salvatore is always watching, years of hate do not wash away because of one event. But now, everything was starting to lookâŠbrighter?
Less things to repair now after several months, no need to build soldiers from corpses anymoreâŠhe wants see what lays beyond the dark forest that secures the village within it. He canâŠhe justâŠhasnâtâŠ
Clicks and tiny hands patting his chest brings his attention back to reality and the fact that Rosemary is pouting up at him, âAh, Iâm not giving you enough attention, am I?â
She huffs at him, continuing to pat his chest and babbling away, pausing only to give him a look to make sure he is listening then continuing on again.
âI should be concerned with how much she likes you but you make for a good baby mat.â
Ethan is now staring down at him, red and yellow eyes flicking between the two, the price of victory being the loss of some of his more âhuman' features. Not that anyone here cared, made him fit more in if you asked Karlâs opinion on the matter.
A sharp toothed smile stretches across the fathers face and he makes a series of clicks and hums, his daughter looks up at him and responds in the same way, hands now making grabbing motions. He goes to plop down beside his guest and take her into his lap, more low clicks and hums back and forth.
Heisenberg just closes his eyes and lets their odd conversation flow over him, the smell of the garden so different from his own home and the presence of the small family calming.
The small chitters between the two act as background noise as he rest.
âHeis, I have a bed you could use if you want to nap somewhere more comfortable.â
He pops one eye open, snorting, âIâm good, Papa, you just take care of your pup and let an old man rest.â
Another eye roll before a look of consideration is sent his way, âWe have been busy with restorationâŠever thought of taking a vacation?â
âAâŠvacation?â
A shrug, âYou know, leave for a little bit, explore the world some them come back, only to repeat it again later.â
He had neverâŠhe always worked under the assumption that it was here or there, that if he left it would be for goodâŠhad no reason or want to return. Never thought he could justâŠcome and go as he pleasedâŠ
MaybeâŠmaybe doing thatâŠvacationâŠwould be a good start, get a quick glimpse of the world, slowly assimilate to the changes, take notes on the advancements and see if he can make them better.
It was time for their world to move out of the pastâŠmaybeâŠmaybe he could make it something out of this place, make it more then Miranda had ever dreamt of.
When Bilbo had first met Thorin he had been quite afraid of him. Rightfully so, too. Some large owls had been known to hunt small foxes like Bilboâs daemon and the owl that sat upon the dwarfâs shoulder was big indeed. The other dwarves with their wolves and other such big creatures didnât frighten Bilbo nearly as much as the owl, though Dwalinâs bear that was forced to remain outside due to its massive size had been a major cause for concern, as none of those animals generally hunted foxes and if they did he could easily get away from them by hiding in small places. So Bilbo had been quite afraid and his fox had disappeared into the depths of his home, but the owl didnât ever leave Thorinâs shoulder.
In fact, it wasnât until they were fighting the trolls that Bilbo even saw the creature leave the dwarfâs shoulder at all other than for sleeping. It had been quite content to remain there until, it seemed, the company was in danger. Only then did it take flight, pecking away at the trolls whenever they took it into their head to actually try to attack one of the other daemonâs. Curiously enough, it was Bilboâs fox that the owl seemed to hover nearest to throughout the battle and it let out a great screech when the fox yelped as Bilbo was caught and his limbs were tugged in all directions.
After that, Bilbo found that he was spending more time watching Thorinâs daemon than was truly right. As rude as it was, however, Bilbo just found it so amusing to watch the owl express emotions that Thorin wouldnât let slip. Rivendell was especially enlightening to all the moods the owl could express. The bird spent much of its time in the elven city with ruffled feathers despite the haughty look Thorin was toting. Other times it looked calmed and happy. There was only one time in Rivendell, however, that Bilbo happened to catch the bird truly mad. It was when he happened to overhear Gandalfâs conversation about madness running in the line of Durin that he turned to find the dwarven king staring out at the conversers while his owl flustered about with a glare in its eyes. Bilbo had wondered whether he should really be hearing the conversation at this point and his fox retreated between his legs, but Thorin just looked on and the bird didnât even take notice of the little creature. But it wasnât until the very end of Elrondâs speech that the true anger showed as the owl let out a screech and beat its wings as hard as it could. Thorin seemed completely unaffected, but Bilbo chose to pick up his fox and scurry away anyway. There was no knowing when the king would finally snap and Thorin already didnât like him as it was.
After watching and knowing how the owl reacted to all of Thorinâs emotions, Bilbo knew exactly who the pale orc was and just what he intended to do the moment the daemon let out a screech when Thorin saw the orc. Yet there was nothing that he could do about it. His kind were scavengers and, even when they did hunt, they never went after something so large as wargs. But then the pale orc somehow sent Thorin flying in the same moment that his white warg caught the owl with its sharp claw and Bilbo was the only one in the right place to help and he just couldnât stop himself.
With a scream of both anger and terror, Bilbo tackled the orc sent to behead the dwarven king to the crown. He almost lost when the orc got on top of him, but he was quick and got his sword in first and he kept stabbing until one of the wargs who writhed with each stab cried out and disappeared. Only then did Bilbo let himself fall back, scooping the injured bird into his arm as he went, to stand before Thorin and try to protect him. He wouldnât last long, he knew, but he at least had to try.
Fortunately enough, however, the dwarves were quick to regain themselves and come to their rescue. Fili came with his lion and Kili with his wolf and Dwalin with his massive bear. Then the Eagles were soon swooping down on them and carrying them off. Thorin was the first to be taken with Bilboâs little fox curled on his chest to make sure that he remained safe. Bilbo watched as one by one, the dwarves were swooped away by eagles until it was only him left and the giant bird was coming for him. Perhaps it was instinct that had him trying to get away, but he was unsuccessful and the bird dropped him onto that of another.
Despite knowing that the birds meant him no harm, Bilbo was glad to get away from them. Especially with the little injured burden in his arm. He arrived on the carrock just in time for Thorin to wake and force himself up despite his horrible injuries and it was only then that Bilbo realized just how horrible his actions had been. It was practically forbidden for anyone to touch a daemon that wasnât their own, yet here he was still carrying the owl that clearly did not belong to him. Thorin had every right to execute him where he stood for this crime.
Thorin stood glaring at him and scolding him for even thinking of getting in the way during the battle and Bilbo cautiously held out the now healed bird in a peace offering. But the bird only made an annoyed sound before resettling itself on Bilboâs shoulder as Thorin pulled him into a hug. In all honesty, it was probably the strangest thing that had ever happened to Bilbo. Yet, Bilboâs little fox yipped happily as it flitted about their feet, rubbing against the fur of Thorinâs boots as much as Bilboâs bare legs.
After that, Thorinâs owl seemed to take a liking to Bilbo, perching as much on his shoulder as it did on Thorinâs. Especially when they met Beorn who was a big bear of a man that Gandalf forced him to meet without any of the dwarves and he was quite squared of the whole thing. Bilbo is pretty sure that the owl never even left his side while they stayed in that house even after Beorn offered to aid them. The owl was getting so close to Bilbo that he wondered if the dwarves sharing their daemons like this meant something completely different than it did for the hobbits.
He hoped not. Even more so because his fox was spending just as much time under Thorinâs feet as the owl stayed with him. At first, it seemed that Thorin had found the little creature annoying, often tripping on it whenever it got close to him, but he finally just started tsking and picking the fox up to put on his own shoulder. Thorinâs shoulders were so broad and his posture so upright that Bilboâs fox had no problem staying on top of them despite it not being its natural habitat. The first time Bilbo had seen this happen, though it took his fox sometime to realize it was quite safe and to get comfortable, he could have sworn Thorinâs owl puffed up in pride on his own shoulder, though it was a little harder to tell when he couldnât quite see the owl in his peripherals.
They continued on and Bilbo found his and Thorinâs bedrolls were somehow being moved closer and closer. It was comforting, especially in the darkness of Mirkwood when it felt like there were so many dangerous creatures just waiting to attack them, but it certainly was disconcerting to find Thorinâs owl grooming Bilboâs fox when they woke in the mornings. That was just simply not done in hobbit culture. Unless, of course, the two daemonâs belonged to a married couple. That was really what convinced Bilbo that it must mean something different to the dwarves and, even though it felt somewhat strange, he was happy to allow his fox to continue basking in the attention of the owl.
Then they were taken to Thranduil and Bilbo somehow managed to get them out where they hired a man named Bard who had an old thrush on his shoulder to smuggle them into Lake Town. They could see the mountain from the boat, but, as they stared at it, Bilbo could only watch the owl who sat on Thorinâs should, prancing back and forth like he had never seen it do before. It had always been absolutely stable on either of their shoulders and the antsiness of it worried Bilbo quite a lot.
And it just kept getting worse the closer they got to the mountain. With every passing day, the owl could keep less and less still until it often took off in flight. Something about the way it looked as it flew far above their heads sent his own fox skittering once more under his legs and far away from either Thorin or the bird above them. It got to the point that Bilbo just wanted to offer his own shoulder for the bird to settle on, but calling out to anotherâs daemon was just one step too far.
So Thorinâs owl flies above them until itâs exhausted itself enough to come back down and sleep on Thorinâs shoulder, only settling once when they thought they wouldnât be able to open the secret entrance, and Bilbo worries for his foxâs safety. Even moreso when he is forced to leave the fox behind to face the dragon because it doesnât turn invisible when he puts his precious magic ring on his finger and it almost got him caught more than once in Mirkwood. He hoped that when they finally got rid of the dragon Thorin would calm and his bird would return to normal.
He had been so terribly wrong.
The owl actually started attacking all the other daemonâs. Dwalin got the brunt of it because he was the closest to Thorin and tried his best to bring him back from whatever madness he was falling into, but it barely affected his massive bear. Bilboâs fox, on the other hand, was forced to run scared more often than not because, even as Thorin got closer and closer to Bilbo in his madness, the bird kept attacking his fox. The worst of it happened when Thorin gave Bilbo the Mithril shirt only to accuse one of his own of stealing the Arkenstone, which Bilbo still had hidden in his jacket pocket, too afraid of what would happen if he gave it to the newly crowned king. The words had scared him so much that Bilboâs fox had snapped at Thorinâs boots and that was when the owl lunged. It dug its claws into the fox and threw it against a wall and Bilbo cried out as the pain ripped through his very heart, but Thorin didnât seem to notice.
That was when Bilbo made up his mind. He couldnât leave, of course, his friends still needed him, but he could at least do this one thing to try to stop the war that Thorinâs madness would surely cause. It wasnât an easy thing to do, getting over the parapet and down to the rocks that had once been a bridge below, but he managed carrying the very heavy burden of a stupid rock against his chest. The moment he was rid of it, he returned back to the mountain, though he stayed as far away from Thorin as he possibly could until the Arkenstone was revealed in the hands of Bard the very next day. Then he was forced to step forward and claim his guilt and try to explain himself.
Not even the dragon made Bilbo as afraid as Thorin did as he tried to throw him over the ramparts. He suddenly understood why his fox had feared Thorinâs owl so much. Bilbo could escape the dragon because he could fit into little nooks and crannies that Smaug just could not reach, but there were no places that he could hide from Thorin. Thorin could kill him when even a dragon could not.
Luckily, Gandalf stepped forward just in time to make Thorin release him, though the dwarf king swore that he would never have dealings with either of them ever again. Bofur pushed him back to the rope that he had climbed down the first time, but he lunged straight for his little fox. It was too late. The owl already had the little creature in its claws and was throwing it over the ramparts. Bilbo felt the moment the fox hit the ground as his whole heart almost felt like it exploded, but he scrambled down the rope before anyone could try to aid them. The little fox lay bloody and broken on one of the rocks below and the owl pranced around it making sounds that Bilbo might have interpreted as worried in any other situation.
âGet away!â Bilbo screamed, swatting at the bird as he picked up his daemon. It squawked at him, but flew back up to where Thorin stood staring with wide eyes down at them.
Bilbo scurried away from the mountain and Gandalf immediately took him to his side. He begged the wizard to heal his little Daemon, but the wizard only shook his head. A Daemon was a sign of a personâs soul and not even magic could heal a broken heart. So Bilbo took his coat off, now knowing that there would have been a battle whether he had interfered or not, and set the creature down in what looked like an out of the way, but relatively comfortable sport. It was cold and Bilbo shivered, but his Daemon wouldnât last long and once it was gone he wouldnât feel anything anyway. He just wanted it to be comfortable for the last little bit of its life.
The Battle of Five Armies began and the war cries rang in Bilboâs ears even as he fought in Lake Town. He wasnât much help to anyone, but he couldnât just stand aside and do nothing. As much as they didnât want him anymore, Bilbo still wanted to protect his friends. Besides, his daemon would be gone soon anyway, he was honestly surprised it hadnât already disappeared out on the battlefield where he left it, and he really didnât want to turn into one of those people who lost their daemons. He had only seen it once before in his mother after her daemon died trying to protect his father during the fell winter. She had been so miserable and Bilbo had vowed that he would never let that happen to him. Only now it was going to happen, so he wouldnât be all that upset if his life should end here on this battlefield.
Perhaps thatâs why he so quickly volunteered himself to go the Ravenhill when they found out another army was coming from there after they had seen Thorin, Fili, Kili, and Dwalin heading in that very direction with their daemons. There was no way it had anything to do with the love that Bilbo thought had grown inside him for the dwarf king. It couldnât have been because his little fox was either already dead or close to it, so he shouldnât be able to feel anything at all.
Bilbo raced to the top of Ravenhill and found everyone waiting on one side of the frozen water with all but Thorinâs owl. Thorin, of course, was shocked to see him, but Bilbo paid no mind to the obvious relief Thorin was showing as he warned them of the trap. Whatever he was seeing in the dwarf king wouldnât matter when his daemon disappeared anyway.
Thorin whistled and the owl immediately came flying from the other structure, but a volley of arrows flew through the air and one of them caught his wing. Thorin cried out even as Bilbo rushed onto the frozen lake to reach the little creature. It may have hurt his fox, but it was still Thorinâs daemon and as long as he could still feel some emotion he would not let anything happen to it.
Orcs joined him on the ice and Bilbo scrambled away. Suddenly, Thorin and Dwalin and Fili and Kili and the lion and the wolf and the bear were all charging before him. They were probably fighting to defend Thorinâs daemon, Bilbo realized. He couldnât do much to help them, he knew little about fighting and no one had ever though to take the time to teach him during the journey, but what he could do was to curl around the creature and use his whole body as a protection for it. The owl was only slightly injured and, as long as it didnât get anymoreso, it would live through this day.
Bilbo watched as the battle was fought on just in front of him and one by one the dwarves were separated from each other along with their daemons, though curiously enough the lion stayed with Kili while the wolf stayed by Fili, until Thorin was fighting Azog by himself without even a daemonâs aid.
There was a moment where everything seemed to go silent as Azog slipped below the ice only for it all to be broken by a cry from Thorin as Azog came back from the dead once again. Bilbo stared helplessly from afar, unable to get to Thorin through the orcs that had somehow managed to surround the battle, as Azog tried to force the sword embedded in his hand straight into Thorinâs chest. Thorin had managed to get Orcrist up just in time to block the attack, but he strength was weakening and Azog was going to kill him.
Suddenly, Bilboâs little fox scrambled out of Thorinâs jacket where the dwarf had put it to keep it safe from the battle and leapt at Azogâs face. The pale orc cried out in surprise and pulled back just enough that Thorin could get Orcrist free and thrust it through Azogâs thick armor. Somewhere down below there was a howl as the white warg fell and an elf turned with just enough force to behead it. Azogâs breathing stopped and Thorin stumbled away from him.
The Eagles arrived and the battle was won, but Bilbo could only watch as Thorin leaned down to once more pick the little fox up off the ground. He nervously brought it back to Bilbo and held it out just as Bilbo had done the first time he had ever picked up Thorinâs injured owl.
âI found it on the battlefield,â Thorin said. âMy owl was standing guard over it until I was able to pick it up. I am truly sorry for my words and deeds at the gates. I would take them back if I could.â
The fox looked at Thorin curiously before using the bridge that his arms created to make its way back into the dwarfâs shirt. Thorinâs eyes widened as it cuddled once more against him. The owl, though still slightly injured forced its way onto Bilboâs shoulders and settled for the first time in days. All would be forgiven in time and they would talk about just what exactly it meant that their daemonâs were so close, but for now neither could say a word because Bilbo pulled the great big dense dwarven king down for what had to be the best kiss in the whole world.
So I absolutely love @alkjiraâs plot bunnies and this was one of them:Â http://alkjira.tumblr.com/post/139065401989/im-pretty-sure-ive-said-this-before-but-fuck
Also I didnât even realize it was the anniversary until last night at ten while I was writing this so Happy Unexpected Anniversary guys!
One last thing: I had no clue what Bard should have as a daemon, but then I remember that it was the thrush that told him where Smaugâs weakness was after Bilbo found it, so yay Bookverse!