“Just Hugo’s fine. ... Ya know, I’m getting pretty tired of hearing about the ‘recent situation.’ It was a one-time mistake. I was tryin’ ta make a point, it went over Kay-Kay’s head and I almost died from it. I fucked up, I get that. But it’s not like I’m runnin’ around challenging every pleb off the street to a fight to the death. In fact, it wasn’t even my fuckin’ idea! I didn’t think he’d really go through with it. Again, my bad.”

“... What happened to me doing the talking?”

Happy Valentine’s Day <3 

(aka Kitty Kisses)

*gaaaaaasp!*

“Nope. Nuh uh. I know that look. We are not doing that-”

“We are totally doing that! Bro, think about it! You hate Morely, right? So~! You get to kill a taco in real life without going to jail!”

“Oh~? So you’re willing to put up with all the terrible taco puns for the entire campaign just to get me to fight a Tacorrasque at the end?”

“..... You might have a point. ....”

“... Eh, I can handle a little torture to watch you squirm the whole game.”

“Have I told you I hate you yet today?”

“But we’re doing it, right?”

*sigh* “Fiiiiine, just to get you to shut up about it. ... And I guess playing C&C in the Arena could be fun....”

thank you, anon, for your love! <3

meme found here

TFW your boyfriend’s companion has your face

“Oh shit.”