#evelyn... ev please

“Pretend?” Smirking, Evelyn gave him a sideways glance and put her hands on her hips. “My friend, you vastly underestimate my propensity for sheer cattiness.”

To prove her point, Evelyn gave the target of their aggression an unwavering stare as she reached out to one side and daintily pushed an expensive-looking vase across the decorative table it was, well, decorating, until it tipped over the side and landed with a pronounced thump on the carpeted floor.

She glanced down at it, brow furrowing. “Huh. That was supposed to break.”