#etwahls

collects rocks

they both do it for different reasons, tavros collects pretty rocks and gems and will occasionally share them with dave. dave collects rocks in general from different places he’s been.

takes pictures of the other while they’re asleep

dave does it and then sends the pic to tav on snapchat with some weird caption or doodle

gets drunk and breaks shit

it depends tav to me is a clumsy drunk and does it accidentally, but i can see dave doing it purposely if he’s very emotional when inebriated 

can’t swim

dave. he has no problem busting out the kiddie pool and laying there with the floaties on his arms and floaty ring around his waist tho

remembers to feed the fish

tav of course

puts up Christmas decorations in November

dave does it initially as a joke but now tav runs with it and does it himself every year, dave is continually amazed whenever he randomly comes back home to the house done over the top like santa’s fucking workshop

sends inappropriate texts and SnapChats while the other is in a meeting

dave. sometimes tav gets some opportune texts in too. 

makes Sims just to drown them in the pool

dave, he spends so much time making each sim look even worse than what the computer randomizes and tavros is just confused why dave would do that just to drown them

brings the other coffee at work

they both do. sometimes they show up expecting the other to bring coffee only to disappoint themselves and end up with no coffee. sometimes they have two each and wonder what theyre going to do with all this coffee

takes gym locker room selfies

dave. usually theyre silly but sometimes its like,,,,,,,,, nice A++

signs them up for tennis lessons and a salsa-making class

ooh tav maybe hes very enthusiastic about spending time together like that

forgets to charge the other’s iPad and leaves it dead on the coffee table