#eternally

beasts were there for NO reason bro 🥀 they showed up to aura farm and then got completely sidelined. continent they're on is called beast yeast btw dunno if y'all knew that.

also where on earth is my silent salt face reveal. hell you mean you roll the credits and it still aint here. did I hallucinate the devs saying they'd reveal it, are they trolling, or is the face reveal just the fusion

heart still broken over the lack of relevance for cacao holly and cheese, and then the final fight sort of felt a bit underwhelming in the end bc it didn't even take all the heroes together, it was just lily herself and her plan. I guess the power of friendship does not prevail here, but it's sad that they missed the opportunity to give us a 'just like old times!' moment with lily and instead just yoinked her after she cleaned everything up solo

which like, why was she able to do that again? did I miss something? yeah sure the avatar helped but lily carved a chunk out of enchantress upon spawning into the fight

I got loads of questions and im hoping someone's got answers, but in the meantime, at least I can glaze the fuck out of my beloved dark cacao cookie king of the dark cacao kingdom <3

၇୧ ⠀ᅟ𓈒⠀ please be my eternity ⠀⠀⁺

(with apologies to Andy)

It's 1975 and the housekeeper can't figure out why:

the silverware never tarnishes

coats left in the wrong place end up missing

the door to the old servant's staircase closes on its own

crockery rattles in the kitchen when people talk too loudly

public displays of affection have been interpreted by loud ghostly throat clearing

place settings rearrange themselves if you set the table incorrectly

the cocktail forks come back every time someone tries to get rid of them