#etepe

"Who even is Etepe?" <- people who aren't me, probably

Oh y'know just...the kid Eli tries to beat up in that cutscene where he gets CQC'd by Ocelot

I did not plan this, Etepe fell in love as soon as I introduced them. I even tried to prevent it because Eli had a crush on someone else, but he asked me 3 separate times in one hour if he actually loved Etepe instead, and I eventually just gave up and said "sure".

They're married now.

I've decided their ship name is "Eltepe".

Here is some fanart I drew, for your consideration:

Etepe reflects on Zaire's 1974 adventure

Kakoko Etepe speaks to FIFA.com about his Zaire team-mate Mwepu Ilunga’s bizarre booking at Germany 1974, their campaign and what he did after football.