#etcpackers

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meet Keaton Riggs-Pearce, the stay-at-home dad

gave up a promising career in academia to raise his and his partner’s children and no he does NOT miss having a career and his own life do NOT ask him if he misses independence

has figured out his daily routine down to a science and yet he’s still miserable most of the time

not to be rude but kind of a cuck, prefers to top in bed but he married a total top so he’s quite literally forced to take it (up the ass)

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meet Joe, the bro

calls everyone “bro,” including his mother

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meet Harley Minogue, the muscle queen hairdresser

his last name isn’t actually Minogue, he’s just a massive Kylie gay

aggressively fem in personality to the point where it becomes masculine

obviously a bottom i think that’s obvious

changes his nipple rings every other month, owns a long wig or two

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meet ReXXX, the onlyfans thot

unambitious yet entrepreneurial enough to realize people would pay to see pictures of him naked and the occasional jerkoff vid, but no sex videos because he’s one of those kinds of onlyfans users

was an early adopter of Guys with iPhones (#tbt)

literally impossible to hold a conversation with, says “like” and “uh” a lot

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meet Paul Burns, the overworked police detective

solves crimes with increasingly less efficiency, always tired

never really got over the death of his wife, strained relationship with his teenage son

has only ever been with one person (his wife) but is a closeted bisexual who’s never acted on his attraction to men

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meet Vito Valenti, the washed-up soap star

one of the most popular soap opera stars of the 90s, famous for playing bad boy Tommy Taglieri in the long-running program Beating Hearts, which he left at the height of his fame to launch a movie career (spoiler alert: it didn’t work out)

starred in one of the biggest box office bombs of all time, an action-thriller called Sandy Dunes, which won him a Razzie for Worst Actor

was forced to return to Beating Hearts with his tail between his legs after becoming known as a “show killer” in primetime television, which lasted for all of six months before the soap was canceled

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meet Carlos Cabrera, the thotty scammer

could sell ice to an eskimo through sheer charm and determination

once sold candy bars on the subway to pay for “studio time” (ed. note: something that really happened to me once) but blew it all on booze at the club

more followers than jesus on instagram because people aren’t blind

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meet Zeke, the straight edge bodyguard

from the wrong side of the tracks but that’s a feature not a bug

nobody knows what his last name is and he’d prefer to keep it that way

doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t drink, etc. which somehow makes him hotter

has no actual security training but looks tough enough which is all that matters