#espritlibredekalos

Gives nose/forehead kisses.

I feel they both do this. However, Brendan does this more commonly. Calem’s tend to be when Brendan needs them, like when he’s being hard on himself or when he’s frustrated.

Gets jealous the most.

Again, they both do. I imagine they both keep quiet about it, let it linger for a while, then claim the other when they finally get some time alone.

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive.

When they get drunk, they are generally together.

Takes care of on sick days.

Brendan doesn’t get sick often, but when he is sick, he refuses to believe it, makes excuses, argues, whines, and pouts. Calem and Brendan won’t get along very well when Brendan is sick, up until Calem learns the proper way to disarm him (because he’s a smooth motherf*cker and can do that). Calem prevents Brendan from over exerting himself. Brendan will definitely take care of Calem, unless that competitive nature comes into play.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day.

Brendan will drag him into the water every day until Calem gets sick of it,

Gives unprompted massages.

Brendan is sweet and known to do this. However, Calem is romantic on a level beyond Brendan. Also, he’ll figure out that massages can be good from just being romantic to shutting Brendan up to calming him down to turning him on. Calem will appreciate that.

Drives/rides shotgun.

They don’t really drive much. That said, it is Calem’s Alakazam that is teleporting them places, so that’s basically Calem driving and Brendan riding.

Brings the other lunch at work.

Brendan is more likely to ‘bring the other lunch at work’, since Calem is constantly trying to raise his game for battling. He also likes to spoil Calem by taking him to the best places. Calem will get so done with Brendan’s love of peanut butter sandwiches and take him to better places.

Has the better parental relationship.

Brendan usually, since he has the mentor role here.

Tries to start role-playing in bed.

Calem, if only because he’s more likely sexuality together. 

Embarrassingly drunk dancer.

Calem. Anything seems to go when Calem gets drunk.

Still cries watching Titanic.

Brendan hasn’t seen the end of Titanic. He gets bored and falls asleep before then.

Firmly believes in couples costumes.

Brendan, because Calem needs to be tormented sometimes. Ketchup and mustard, anyone?

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas.

Brendan.

Makes the other eat breakfast.

Both likely to. Especially if one gets caught in something.

Remembers anniversaries.

 I feel Calem would be freaky good at this. Brendan remembers the big ones, but Calem would remember a lot of little ones, too.

Brings up having kids.

Here’s another thread tracker. Again, there is no rush. It’s simply so I can find threads easily and my partners can, too. If I missed anyone, let me know.

“Er… y-you’re free to handle this one.”

“You’re welcome, belle femme. You look even more radiant without the rest of your clothing.”