Apr 24, 2025
Nnoitra: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Szayel: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Grimmjow: A realist sees a freight train. Ulquiorra: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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Nnoitra: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel. Szayel: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel. Grimmjow: A realist sees a freight train. Ulquiorra: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.
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[In an AU where the Espada family live in Karakura Town happily ever after..] Halibel, from her bedroom window: You guys done? Grimmjow, Nnoitra & Szayel: *freeze in the middle of their fight in the backyard pool* Halibel: This macho stuff is cute and all but don't make me come down there and kick all your asses.
[In an AU where the Espadas live in Karakura Town, under one roof, happily ever after.] Grimmjow, yelling in the living room: Didn't momma ever teach you not to lie?! Ulquiorra: *walks into the kitchen* Szayel: Hey, is it just me or- Grimmjow, continued yelling in the background: You fucking liar!! Szayel: Nnoitra, not looking up from the newspaper: Yep, we all just heard Grimmjow call the dog a “fuckin' liar”. Szayel: Huh. Is he stupid? Ulquiorra, pouring milk over his cereal: 'Cause the dog barked like someone was at the door and no one was there.
[In an AU where Halibel, Ulquiorra, Nnoitra, Grimmjow and Szayel were out for their leisure time in Karakura Town…]
Ulquiorra: *sips Iced Cappucino*
Halibel, checking her watch: It's been fifteen minutes and I still see no signs of Grimmjow, Nnoitra and Szayel.
*Outside the cafe window behind Halibel, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway. An excited(?) screaming Szayel could be seen strapped to the roof of the car, whereas Nnoitra and Grimmjow are running after in a panic. Ulquiorra did not look in their direction at all.*
Ulquiorra: That means they’re getting into trouble.
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[In an AU where the Espada family lives in Karakura Town, under one roof, happily ever after.] Halibel: You guys know those things will kill you, right? Grimmjow, pouring another glass of whiskey: That is the point. Nnoitra, smoking a cigarette: We're just tryna speed up the process. Szayel:*aggressively nods while eating raw cookie dough*
[In an AU where the Espada family lives in Karakura Town, under one roof, happily ever after.] Szayel: Why do you act like we’re three year olds? Halibel, exasperated: WHY?!! Halibel points at Grimmjow: YOU TRIED TO HIJACK A POLICE CAR! Halibel points at Nnoitra: YOU NEARLY JUMPED 20 FEET OFF A BUILDING! Halibel points at Szayel: AND YOU ATE MULTIPLE DRIED LEAVES OFF THE GROUND, LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU Halibel: AND YOU ASK ME WHY????
[In an AU where the Espada family lives in Karakura Town, under one roof, happily ever after.] Starrk: What did the three of you do? Grimmjow: Nnoitra: Szayel: Starrk: You're not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.