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Jason grace x y/n

Warnings : 100 yo+ , level 9999999999+ spicy level 🥵🌶️ not for the non sigma

Jason walked into the room, he was wearing his usual twink wear; black skinny jeans that were so tight that they actually cut off circulation to your legs for a good 7 hours, and a crop top that made sure you could see his rock hard 21 pack. He ran his hair through his short blonde hair, popping one of his legs and putting his left hand on his hip, making sure he looked extremely zesty.

“ DID YOU TASTE THE NEW STARBUCKS DRINK. ITS UNICORN FLAVOURED “ Jason said, making sure his voice was as high as humanly possible, just for the effect of making sure you know he’s ‘not gay’

“ no not yet… “ y/n said, raising on of their eyes brows at Jason. What the fuck was in that drink to make him sound so bad, and to scream at the top of his lungs. “ I don’t know if I want to either…your acting funny” y/n said continue to their sentence.

“ ITS REALLY FUCKING GOOD “ Jason said, taking off his lightning McQueen glasses and rubbing them on his shirt. Is this mother fucking man wearing lightning McQueen Birkenstocks?… WITH SOCKS!?!? Oh hell no. That’s not fucking Jason. No way in hell would Jason get caught dead wearing Birkenstocks. What the fuck happened to y/n’s boyfriend?!

You looked at Jason. Trying to figure out what was going on. “ uh, Jason…? “ you said, scooting away from this…thing. Something wasn’t right here. Jason was supposed to be on a quest,,, that’s not-…how-? Y/n, knowing they did not take SHIT, immediately grabbed their dagger.

‘ Jason ‘ not realising what was going on walked closer to you, ‘glitching’ slightly. “ John pork eye of rah Tiktok Blue tie kid is not eye of rah fanum tax 😂😂😂😂 Kai cenat is not gigachad diddy party Boom boom boom quandale dingle Quandale dingle thinks he locked in alien quandale dingle Locked in alien when I let mango mango mango mango is not locked in alien ive played these games before ishowspeed “ Jason said, his head twitching as he started crawling up the walls on all fours.

And this is where we bring out the big guns, literally. You took the shotgun off the wall and shot that wanna be spider ass thing down.

‘ Jason ‘ payed in the flor, his body turning into something else as green goo spilled out. Of course it wasn’t Jason. It was no other than your crazy ex Fortnite boyfriend ‘ Oi larva thinks he freddy fazbear let him cook now quandale is W freaky mog ’

“ please…I just want to be with you… “ Oi larva thinks he freddy fazbear let him cook now quandale is W freaky mog said pleading as he slowly withered away, looking up to you

“ BITCH WHAT THE FUCK “ you said, stomping him before walking away from that thing 💀💀💀