May 14, 2022
France gave the UK 12 Points are your forefathers a joke to you!
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France gave the UK 12 Points are your forefathers a joke to you!
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i really, sincerely was trying to boycott esc this year because i'm still angry at how they changed the choice of the finnish contestant (one predetermined artist that performed one of three possible songs, chosen via public vote, national jury AND FOREIGN JURIES?) but i caved in and watched the final and had to accept that i'm a filthy european at heart. also the distribution of points was SO intense, it reminded me of one of the best and most exciting parts of eurovision. i'll stop fighting my heritage and accept that i'm an esc slut next year regardless of how we choose our finnish contestant
I respect Norways banana wolf but I am still occupied with the coven party
it looks like itβs another year ofΒ βoh shit australiaβs still in we gotta be cool about thisβ in eurovision
Y-yeah, I had a feeling they'd win after Sweden placed that low with the juries......They really had no way to be stopped....
What was unexpected was how big ESTONIA'S televote was! To the point "Espresso Macchiato" came THIRD!! WHOA WOW!!!
Sweden still came fourth, Albania came eighth, the rest of my faves did well enough (expect Denmark....*sniff*), so I'm recovering just fine!!
Congrats, Austria! Your staging was truly breathtaking! You DESERVE THIS! Wowing me with a song that I normally wouldn't care too much about....awesome!
Overall, I'm glad I was able to enjoy this more casual viewing of the contest! Keeping JUST enough of an emotional distance to need to too caught up in things to the point of stress....it really helped keep my calm enough to the end. The atmosphere was a lot more manageable as a result. It helped that this year didn't have a song I got super-duper obsessed with, which kinda did me over last year. Watching "Rim Tim Tagi Dim" just barely lose after a stressful week kinda drained me, I'll admit. This year, there's none of that. I love my fav songs, but none THAT much.
....Oh, and also, there were no cases of an autistic man having his boundaries violated and getting punished for acting against it. That too.
Overall, yeah, I had a good time. This was a good year with a good winner! I'll still need to recover a BIT after this, but not in a bad way! So.....starting tomorrow, things will be back to normal....
Just....gimme a bit......
I need a sauna.....
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I'm not gonna liveblog the televote this year. It goes by SO fast and I'm too frazzled to react in text right now
Will be back when it's over >.<
Winning isn't everything....Winning isn't everything.....Winning isn't everything.....
Sweden's a bit low but they're doing well, and they're gonna place high, so winning isn't everything.....It's not.....It's not.....
Jury votes, part 2
Germany got a 12, Albania got a 12, Finland got a 12, Italy got more than expected......Holy crap, WHAT NEXT!? @__@
7 for Sweden....5 for Germany!!
OK, France catching up....
10 MORE FOR GERMANY HOLY CRAP I'M LIVING FOR THIS <3 And 5 for Denmark, haven't mentioned them yet....
France in third now...
6 FOR NORWAY! And- HOLY CRAP YAAAAAAYYYY GERMANY GERMANY GERMANY!!!!! <3 <3
OK, 5 for Finland, 10 for Denmark....
Cool, another for Latvia! Deserved!
Oh hi Chanel
3 more for Germany, 1 for Albania, 5 for Malta again....UK still doing decently....
Switzerland still in it!
10 for Sweden! Yeeeeee! And a whole 1 more for Germany, and another 12 for Austria! But can still be caught-
6 for Sweden, 4 for Denmark, 2 for Finland-
Wow, Greece pulling themselves back up!
8 for Malta, their highest yet! And another 1 for Norway! And Austria now at an even 200 points!
10 for Estonia, love to see it....and 6 for Sweden, and 4 for Finland....Juries are a lot more fun this year! But yup, Austria again
10 more for Germany, 8 for Malta.....Another 12 for Greece!
10 for SPAIN? AWESOME! And 4 more for Sweden!
I dunno if France can catch Austria....
WOW, all these points for Estonia XD Love to see it....and 5 more for Germany! Latvia getting another 12 and going up into the top 5!
6 for Norway! WOOO! And 1 for Finland! And only 8 for Austria, and.....SWEDEN FINALLY GET A 12!!!! SAUNAAAAA!
10 for Denmark! Yay! And a couple more for Germany!
Oh god, Sweden are THAT low now.....? They need to be higher.....
Oh cool, 4 more for Albania! And 2 for Sweden.....
OK, to be fair, Greece deserve it this time
8 for Sweden, 10 for Finland....
Sweden in sixth now....Is that high enough....?
OH GOD THE LAST JURY ALREADY!?!?
10 for Sweden....It helps, but......
Last 12 goes to Italy....
And the dread sinks in....