#eruditeobserver

Laurent: Fascinating… so he takes away from the assumed ‘beauty’ sleep in order to dance directly under the stars. I suppose I know the source of the slower speed in his performance during battle.

Inigo: L-Laurent? Dude, what are you doing there? What are you writing down?

Laurent: I was merely curious about your performance in battle lately. Your movements were sluggish today… so is this why?

Inigo: Gah! No one is supposed to know about this… how did you find this place, anyways?

Laurent: I followed you here, that’s all.

Inigo: What?  how come I didn’t hear you?

Laurent: I assume it’s either because you were distracted by your thoughts, or just the fact that you’re really just that idiotic.

Inigo: I was worried about that injury I sustained in battle and how it would affect my routine… tch, maybe I should rest and let it heal. It’s no good practicing with a wound of this size.

Laurent: It would be wise to realize that earlier. Honestly, did you even get that checked out?

Inigo: Well… not exactly. It was already so late, anyways.

Laurent: Are you suggesting that you just limped over here with that?

Inigo: Laurent, I really wanted to perfect this routine… look, just leave me alone. Go do your sciency thing and observe what constellations are in the stars right now! I… just need to think over things a bit.

Laurent: I advise you to go back to your tent, then you can mull over the events of today.

Inigo: Just go! You need sleep, Laurent. It’s been a long day.

Laurent: … I see, so it’s like that. Good night, Inigo. It’s quite frigid today, so you can borrow my cape to keep you warm.

Inigo: Hey, you need that more than-

*Laurent leaves*

Inigo: Gods, the nerve of that guy… I’ll just return this later.

B Support

Inigo: Laurent! There you are! Wait, how the heck do you have the cape if I still have it?

Laurent: There is a mystical term referred as multiple. Now, Inigo, what does multiple mean?

Inigo: Who the hell owns more than one of the same exact thing?

Laurent: I’m afraid the better inquiry would be… who doesn’t?

Inigo: Touché, my good friend. Wait… I think you’re the only one who actually bothers to be that prepared! Don’t warp my thoughts to think differently!

Laurent: It’s your own fault for listening so intently… however, I do appreciate the notion for you to soak up the information I give as if you were a sponge.

Inigo: Did you just call me a sponge?

Laurent: Well…

Inigo: Because that’s wrong! I’m a dancing and an attractive sponge, thank you!

Laurent: I… certainly did not anticipate that you would say something so preposterous.

Inigo: Damn it, did I just insult myself?

Laurent: …

Inigo: S-Stop looking at me like that! What are you trying to achieve from this, man?

Laurent: You’re clumsy with your words, yet you manage to not be clumsy on your feet.

Inigo: Hey, I’m actually pretty smooth, Laurent.

Inigo: For example, how was your day?

Laurent: Quite fine.

Inigo: Whoa there, I didn’t ask about how you looked!

Laurent: …

Laurent: I truly appreciated the chat that just transpired. Except for that last part.

Inigo: Laurent? Where are you going? Hey!

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Laurent: Inigo… it seems like I’ve trailed too far from my original goal.

Inigo: And that was..?

Laurent: I was trying to identify a connection between your performance in battle and your late night dance practices… by the way, are you still doing those?

Inigo: Well, I’m much better in battle now, that’s for sure! And… uh… yeah, I do them all of the time.

Laurent: If I may be so bold, may I request to watch your practices?

Inigo: No way! That’s embarrassing.

Laurent: That’s a shame, Inigo, I was looking forward to see those fluid motions in play… I suppose I can inquire about it another time.

Inigo: … Laurent, are you that down about that?

Laurent: … no, I am not.

Inigo: Fine! You can watch me, I’ll put on an excellent performance! Just for you!

Laurent: Perhaps you will be able to also perform for our soldiers and rally the army, just like your mother. It’d be quite useful to have two units of the sort do such a thing.

Inigo: … I don’t want them to watch me like that! I doubt anyone would be riled up by that!

Laurent: You never know unless you try…

Laurent: I’m afraid that you must do this against your will. It’s all in the name for science.

Inigo: What? Do I really have to?

Laurent: For science.

Inigo: F-For science.