there are two types of Americans: "why are you setting off fireworks it's only June" and "fuck yeah fireworks time all the time"

kinda tempted to make a list of accounts belonging to pro-shippers so everyone with a brain cell or two to rattle around can know who to avoid but also do I really want to deal with pedos in my inbox rn?? not really

nvm on the Halloween self-ship PMV thing op ages up minors

see tho the cool thing about my f/os is they actually listen to my dumbass rambles and don't just completely tune me out every time I open my mouth

man The Sound of Breath really hits different while you're laying in bed at 2:30 AM staring at the fuzzy silhouette of your hand against the dim streetlight bleeding through your blinds

y'all I just wanna say do not be fooled by my dumbass bf @squisheeships he may portray all of his romantic s/is as stoic straightmen but the reality is that we are dating and he serenaded me last night with the entirety of the Bartman while only using the karaoke version as reference