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3: "who's the night owl? who's the early bird?"

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We are both the night owl tbh. Usually Anomaly and Turbo stay up until reality starts to crumble. Either that, or they both pass out at like 7 PM. There is no in between, they are both complete sleep disasters.

5: "what is your f/o's favorite pet name to call you? what's your favorite that you call them?"

They're more like nicknames since it's a platonic relationship, but Turbo refers to Anomaly as "bugbrains" pretty consistently. In return, Anomaly calls him "Turbutt". The friendship is like 50% insulting nicknames at this point.

"7: what is something your f/o does that never fails to make you smile?"

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7: "what is something your f/o does that never fails to make you smile?"

Every attempt at stealth by Jacknife always gets a laugh out of me tbh. Whether it's successful or not doesn't matter, Critter can see through it anyways because of their heightened sense of smell, and oh man do they try their hardest not to lose their shit. Seeing your nasty white trash bf disguising himself as a baby by ripping his clothes off and slapping on a bonnet is a special kind of comedy.

10: "what song would you use to describe your relationship with your f/o?"

Rabbit:

Jacknife is societally lazy. Getting an actual job?? Getting out of bed before noon??? 90% of personal hygiene????? Out of the question. However, he does get a decent workout in his perpetual game of cat and mouse with Superjail, and if he wants something, he will absolutely go to ridiculous lengths to get it.

Critter, on the other hand, is a blob by their species's standards. They're supposed to be taking over the entire planet with a plague of horrific insects, but they'd really rather just crash in a prison outside of reality and fuck with the humans there. They're rather comfortable in Superjail and see no reason to leave the hellhole, so they tend to balance Jacknife out a bit, delaying his inevitable escapes in favor of a bit more time with the bug.

Bear:

Only when he's piss drunk tbh. There's a part of him deep down that wants to be cuddly but??? No way in hell that's gonna ever be a conscious behavior. Critter has figured out a trick though. If you get close enough to him while he's asleep, he'll eventually toss and turn to the point where he'll grab hold of you in his sleep. Refuses to acknowledge this when he wakes up, but it's a good cuddle in the moment.

Ant: