#errinkmare

THE SHIP: Errinkmare.

THE LACK OF DRAWINGS: I’m using a mousepad instead of an actual mouse.

THE SHITTIER THAN NORMAL WRITING: Mousepad, no text thing on Chrome Canvas.

THE NICKNAMES: Ink calls Error Glitchy and Nightmare Nighty. Error calls Ink Squid and Nightmare Octopus. Nightmare calls Ink Inky and Error Spider.

MISADVENTURES: If one starts trouble, the other two are bound to follow, and they all get into trouble a lot.

HOW IT HAPPENS: Slow burn. Ink hardly recognizes it, Error tries to deny it. Nightmare acknowledges that he likes them, but doesn’t really feel like acting on it.

HANDLING CONFLICT: Error and Nightmare start a bunch of arguments and are both stubborn assholes about it. Ink doesn’t start that many arguments, and tends to forgive quickly.

RELATIONSHIP ATTITUDE: Error likes to keep things casual, and he’s pretty reserved. Ink tends to be pretty casual, and most of his reservedness comes from his lack of soul. Nightmare doesn’t give a shit, he’s gonna shower his dumbass boyfriends with as much love and affection as he can in his own way, preferably away from people.

THE SMALL Xs AND THE BIG Xs: i changed brush size midway. that’s all.

BUDGETS: Ink and Error do not know how to budget. Nightmare does.

MAKES DECISIONS: Ink is terrible at decisions. Error and Nightmare are not.

PLANS DATES: Nightmare would rather stay at home. Error would also rather stay at home. Ink would rather go out on the best dates his boyfriends have ever been on.

COOKS: Error is the only one who can remotely cook. Anything Ink and Nightmare cook will probably end in smoke alarms going off and someone getting badly burnt.

CLEANS: Ink doesn’t give a fuck about cleanliness. Nightmare and Error very much do.

FIRST TO CONFESS: Ink is unsure he actually even likes them. Error still refuses to acknowledge his feelings. Nightmare is like “hey, we all like each other, so why are we still beating around the bush?”

FIRST TO APOLOGIZE: Explained earlier.

BEST CAREGIVER: Ink would be clueless. Error would also be clueless. Nightmare knows how to treat various common illnesses.

MOST OF THE SPEAKING: Nightmare and Error are hella introverted. Ink is a bit on the introverted side, but falls under ambiverted.

SENSITIVE TO CHANGES: Ink is bad at noticing things. Error is good at noticing things. Nightmare is excellent at noticing things.

ONE WHO PROPOSES: Ink, for sure. Error and Nightmare wouldn’t know how.

WOULD DIE PROTECTING: They’d all die protecting each other.

HOGS BLANKET: Error and Nightmare are blanket hogs.

TICKLISH: Error loathes touch. Nightmare is only ticklish in one spot. Ink is very ticklish, but only upper body. He’s immune to foot tickles.

GOOD KISSER: Come on. Error has what, five tongues?

IRRESPONSIBLE ONE: All of them. All of them are the irresponsible one.

BIG SPOON/LITTLE SPOON: Self-explanatory.

LENDS CLOTHES/BORROWS CLOTHES: Entirely theoretical, as Ink and Error basically wear one outfit and can make their own, while Nightmare is covered in goop and mostly any outfit he wears would also be covered in goop.

DOESN’T USE PET NAMES/LOVES PET NAMES: Error doesn’t feel the need to use pet names, nor does Nightmare. Ink likes using pet names.

INTROVERTED/EXTROVERTED: All of them are on the introverted side, but Ink is much closer to ambiverted. Error is very introverted, while Nightmare is a goopy ball of social anxiety.

SCREAMS ABOUT BUGS/SQUASHES BUGS: None of them will scream, but Ink will be the first to squash.

DRIVES THE CAR/CAN’T DRIVE: Ink is good enough to have a license, but not good enough to be professional. Nightmare has no depth perception and is completely blind in his right eye. Error is... well. Don’t let Error drive.

WILL POISON YOU/MASTER CHEF: Error won’t necessarily poison you unintentionally, but he can’t cook very much. Nightmare and Ink are equally horrid at cooking.

OVERPROTECTIVE/CHILL: Nightmare is the overprotective one. Error can be protective at times, but doesn’t care too much. Ink is chill.

HAS MORE EXPERIENCE/HAS NO EXPERIENCE: Error knows basically nothing, except what he does from Undernovela. Ink has absolutely zero experience. Nightmare has no idea how the fuck to relationship.

SLOW BUILD UP/POUNCES: I think I explained this earlier.

COMPASSION/TOUGH LOVE: Ink is more on the compassion side, while Error and Nightmare deal in tough love.

DIRECT/INDIRECT: Ink is like “what is love baby don’t hurt me don’t hurt me no more.” Error is like “okay so um what the hell do i say.” Nightmare, I’ve explained.

CUDDLE AT HOME/GO ON ADVENTURE: Nightmare and Error would rather stay home. Ink is like, “ADVENTURE! YEAH!”

EMOTIONAL/DETACHED: Despite how he may act, Nightmare is in constant need of validation. Ink acts detached because he’s not exactly confident about relationships, and Error is, well, Error.

CONFIDENT IN PUBLIC/EMBARRASSED IN PUBLIC: Error is the one who doesn’t give a crap about what others think. Ink also doesn’t care, but once again, doesn’t exactly know how to relationship. Nightmare just hates people and wants to go home before he fucks something up.

VERBAL AFFECTION/PHYSICAL AFFECTION: Error is not one for physical contact, as is canon. He much prefers giving verbal affection. Ink is in the middle. Nightmare prefers cuddling.

TAKES INITIATIVE/DOESN’T TAKE INITIATIVE: Self-explanatory.

EASILY GETS JEALOUS/DOESN’T GET JEALOUS: Error doesn’t get jealous very often. Ink does get jealous, but shows it by giving his boyfriends more attention. Nightmare gets jealous very easily.

NEEDS SPACE/NEEDS ATTENTION: Error needs his space. Ink and Nightmare are willing to respect that. Sometimes he may join in on the attention, but that’s pretty rare. However, like Nightmare, Ink needs validation, but to a slightly lesser extent.