#erispeak

-- corporateAquarium [CA] began pestering taciturnCacatuidae [TC] at 04:03 --

[04:05] CA: wwhats up

[04:05] TC: uhhhhhhh the sky i think

[04:05] TC: maybe

[04:05] CA: original

[04:06] CA: not like i wwas genuinely curious to see howw a strangers day wwas or anythin

[04:10] TC: well you probably picked the wrong stranger

[04:10] TC: im nursing a giant hangover

[04:11] TC: the mother of all fuckin hangovers

[04:11] CA: wwere you out in the club or drinkin awway your miseries

[04:11] TC: miseries

[04:11] TC: i was like "im gonna make some bloody maries"

[04:11] TC: and then

[04:12] TC: i was all like

[04:12] CA: regret

[04:12] TC: "why not skip the tomatoes and go right for the vodka"

[04:12] TC: yep

[04:12] TC: regret

[04:12] CA: i'd say that's a bad habit but that wwould be hypocritical

[04:13] CA: not that i get completely smashed evvery day but yknoww

[04:14] CA: anywway isn't it a thing that you should drink wwater or something

[04:16] TC: ........yes

[04:16] CA: you aint drinkin any wwater are you

[04:16] TC: whats it to ya

[04:17] CA: am i not allowwed to be concerned for the health of strangers on the internet

[04:17] TC: the idea of swallowing anything is not appealing at all

[04:18] CA: thats wwhat she said

[04:18] CA: sorry that wwas bad

[04:18] TC: it made me smile so maybe not

[04:19] CA: good i thought i ruined the floww of the convversation and doomed this convversation to the fiery pit of stagnancy

[04:19] CA: also wwhy is swwallowwing hard did you fuck up your mouth

[04:19] TC: just super nauseous

[04:20] CA: aint there pills for that or somethin

[04:21] CA: i mean theres pills for evverythin but you knoww like specific ones you can get at a store

[04:22] CA: or i mean ask a friend to get since youre clearly too incapacitated to be wwalkin around pickin up groceries and shit

[04:22] TC: id rather not inconvenience anyone for my own comfort

[04:22] TC: besides this is my punishment for being irrespinsible

[04:22] TC: irresponsible

[04:23] CA: wwhat you think the heavvens themselvves are rainin judgement upon you for drinkin some vvodka

[04:23] CA: thats not howw the wworld wworks it doesnt care if you fuck yourself ovver but your friends do

[04:24] CA: wwhich is wwhy gettin a pill aint a big inconvvenience at all

[04:24] CA: i mean assuming you arent a friendless loser like me anywway

[04:25] TC: what if i am

[04:25] CA: you gotta havve acquaintances wwho could pick up a pill on their wway home or somethin

[04:26] CA: last time i wwas really sick i asked a lowwblood to run to the store for me

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