#ericjudysbeard

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? - I don’t know, I don’t think I would want that to happen at all. I would probably say hi. 

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? - Nothing. 

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? - It depends on the drug I guess. 

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? - It’s only five. 

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? - Sober. 

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? - Several times. 

7. What does your last received text say? - Seems too invasive to share. 

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? - I don’t know. 

9. Where was your last kiss at? - I don’t remember. 

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? - I worked at the same store as my oldest sister, I’ve never actually met her but I’m sure I’ve seen her in the store w/o knowing (idk what she looks like). She stopped working there sometime in 2012/2013 so probably then. I’ve only ever communicated with my other sister through text for a little while. The last text I received from her was from 2012. 

20. Are you considered popular? - Not at all. 

21. What is one of your bad habits? - Swearing. 

22. What's something that makes you feel vulnerable - Answering questions. 23. What would you name your children? - I like the idea of naming a child Pepsi but they’d probably get bullied so I won’t do that. I haven’t thought of anything else. 24. Who's your celebrity crush? - No one comes to mind rn. 

25. What's your best subject? - In high school it was video production but my best gen ed was probably math. I’d say english bc I was always good at that but I failed my comp classes both years in college after neglecting my research papers so idk if I’d count that. 

26. Dogs or cats? - I like both. 27. most used social media besides tumblr? - Facebook or instagram, I don’t use either that much though. 28. best friends name - n/a

29. who does your main family consist of - Right now it’s my mom, my dog, my cats30. Chocolate or sugar - When it comes to candy I’d say chocolate (as opposed to something like starbursts or w/e) but those have sugar and sugar is in like everything so I guess sugar. 

8. What do you label yourself as? - Person. 

16. The last song you listened to? - I’m listening to my library on shuffle, right now it’s on Untitled by The Smashing Pumpkins. Canceled Check by Beck before that. All about the 90′s alternarock. 

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal. - I ate smuckers uncrustables peanut butter and grape jelly (wheat bread) sandwiches for lunch like every day in my senior year of high school because the school food wasnt that good and I didnt qualify for open lunch. That doesnt answer the question, sorry. 

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world! - Neat. 

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets? - I like both. 

48. Do you hold grudges? - I try not too. I think I’m pretty forgiving most of the time. 

56. What do you like on your toast? - Egg. 

64. What do you think about babies? - Depends on the baby. 

 1. Who was the last person you held hands with?helenasducttapedgunshotwound

2. Are you outgoing or shy?Pretty shy3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?No one??4. Are you easy to get along with?I think so. I can be a bit moody at times but generally I’m easy to deal with.5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?Don’t like anyone, but I hope they would.6. What kind of people are you attracted to?People who identify as women and also probably a lot of people who identify as genders other than the male gender.  But it really varies..I think I’m attracted to people on a case to case basis. There are certain physical appearances that catch my eye but even those vary drastically. Although I can say I love women with longer hair, with other more “femme” qualities7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?HIGHLY doubtful8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?My roommate I guess because he just had to tell my cat to shut up.9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?Yeah. I’m kind of prudish like that. 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?prolethean Nothing super deep, though.

7. What shirt are you wearing?A “vintage” sushi bar..beach dress? thing? idek. My mom got it in Hawaii

14. What is your current desktop picture?It’s a revolving set of images, mostly of nature.

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?I honestly don’t even want to think about it. That would be such a nightmare.

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place? Probably that the island has to stay beautiful and that if we ruin the nature we sacrifice ourselves to the ocean.

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?the first thing I thought of was “banana” and no, I am a terrible banana. It’s like I’m not even trying at all.

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)Nobody. Although the Packers are the only publicly owned NFL team so that’s cool? So, Packers if I ever need to choose.

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?Slothcat.  Hangs from trees, moves really slow, but looks like a cat with moss.

56. What do you like on your toast?So many different things. Butter, peanut butter, peanut butter and bananas, nutella, avocado with a little garlic and cumin, and even plain sometimes.