"Two Poets Walk Into a Bar" by Eric Raanan Fischman
“Two Poets Walk Into a Bar” by Eric Raanan Fischman
Two Poets Walk Into a Bar
Two poets walk into a bar. The first poet orders a blind mountain with elephant tusks. But this isn’t a piano bar, and they are all out of ivories. So the bartender mixes up some gravel and grass into a black mug, and spits in a tooth. The poet swivels on his stool.
The second poet steps up to the bar and orders a yellow speed demon. “What the fuck is a yellow speed…
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