Because I can't get Eridan and Rosali's family life after Sburb's events out of my head xD I personally would like to dedicate this skit to @thespian-wallflower who introduced me to Little Miss Sunshine xD
*A beauty pageant is taking place, and all the main Trolls and humans, who are now adults, are present in support of Serenity, whom Eridan and Rosali signed up for the occasion*
Eridan:....... I can't believve i let you talk me into letting our daughter do this, Rosali. Evven after Rose, Davve and Lisa told us about child beauty pageants on their old world years back.
Rosali:*holding Daniel in her lap* Don't worry so much about it, Eridan ^^ Serenity wanted to have a chance to perform in front of others, and besides, none of the kids at this pageant were dressed in anything outrageous like the pageant kids on their world used to wear. Serenity's outfit is fine too, she'll be great!
Eridan:........ Did she do a lot of practicing before today at least? Wwhatevver happens, I don't wwant her to be embarrassed.
Rosali: She got lots of practicing done! ^v^ Gamzee helped her!
Eridan:........................ Wwhat?
Karkat:*leans across his seat to look at Rosali like "What the fuck did you just say"*
Announcer: And now, our last performance of the day..... Serenity Ampora!
*Serenity, Eridan and Rosali's adopted Prospitian daughter, walks on the stage, at first just wearing a tuxedo and a top hat*
*Its silent for a moment as Serenity waits for the music to start..... When suddenly, "Super Freak" by Rick James starts playing*
* As soon as the music starts, Serenity throws off her top hat and rips off her tuxedo, revealing a red sparkly sleeveless shirt and gold shorts, as she begins to dance to the music with no specific choreography, just going with the flow and dancing however she feels*
*All of Serenity's family just stare wide eyed at her performance as their jaws drop*
Rosali:........ Oh........
Kanaya: Oh my......
Eridan:......*turns to Gamzee behind his seat and whisper-hisses to him* Wwhat the hell have you been teaching my daughter?!
Gamzee;*laughs a little* Just taught her a few dancing miracles, thats all! Honk :o)
Tavros:......*whispers* Guys! She's looking towards us! Come on, let's support her! *quickly stands up on his robotic legs and begins to clap along to the music*
*The other 12 Trolls, plus John, Dave, Rose, Jade, Lisa, Jane, Roxy, Jake, Dirk and Eric are stunned still, but one by one, they all follow Tavros' lead as they all stand up and clap along to show their support for Serenity, Daniel mimicking his mom, dad, uncles and aunts as he claps for his sister too*
*The leader of this whole pageant, a woman in a purple dress and having some old 1960s hairstyle, angrily marches right up to Serenity's family, specifically towards Eridan*
Pageant leader: What is your daughter doing?!
Eridan: She's kicking ass! Thats wwhat shes doing!
*The family all continue clapping along to the music for Serenity, while the pageant leader walks right up towards the side of the stage where the announcer is*
Pageant leader: I want that litter ragamuffin off the stage! Right this minute!
Eridan;*sees the announcer approaching Serenity* Don't touch.... don't you touch her!
Announcer:*trying to stop Serenity from dancing* Sweetie? Your act is over now, come on honey.....
Eridan:*immediately runs up towards the stage, seeing red as the announcer takes Serenity by her arm* LET GO OF MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!
*Eridan jumps onto the stage and attacks the announcer, causing Serenity to back away in fear and confusion. As a fight ensues between the announcer and the protective father, security guards run towards the stage, and Karkat ane Tavros quickly run towards the stage as well with the intention of helping Eridan. One of the security guards ends up pulling Eridan away from the announcer*
Eridan;*sees Serenity looking distressed* Daddy's okay, swweetie! Just keep dancing, okay??
*Though uncertain at first, Serenity continues her dance*
Pageant leader: Mr. Ampora, get you daughter off the stage, NOW!
*Hesitant, Eridan ends up walking towards Serenity, for a moment it seeming like he's going to stop her from dancing.... instead, he looks to the pageant leader and gives her the biggest "Fuck you" smirk ever as he begins to dance with his daughter*
*Inspired by the violet blooded Troll's support for his daughter, something that at least half of the people who know him never would have thought he would ever be capable of showing another person nearly 2 decades ago, some of the others begin to join Eridan and Serenity on the stage. First Tavros, then Karkat, then of course Rosali and Daniel. Only so many people can fit on the stage, so only a few more people jump onto the stage to be part of the group dance as "Super Freak" keeps blaring in the background, those being Feferi, Roxy, Nepeta and Dave, as they, plus Eridan, Rosali, Karkat, Tavros, Daniel and Serenity all keep dancing together happily all the way to the song's end, while the rest of their family in the audience continue clapping along in support*
*The song soon ends, with the rest of the audience stunned and confused by what they saw*
Gamzee:*stands up from his seat* YEAH!!!!!!!!!! MOTHAFUCKIN ROCK ON, LITTLE LADY!!!!!!!!!!
