Jan 1, 2023
garashir fic where, after years of pining, they’re finally gonna bone - they’ve made a dinner date and cleared their schedules - but Garak’s worried about keeping up with his younger, augmented lover so he overdoses on Space Viagra (tm) and passes out as soon as Julian takes his shirt off.
They spend the night in the infirmary arguing about whose fault this is while detoxing Garak from three kinds of erection medication and an additional stimulant not known to any federation database.
This is when Julian realizes that he is truly deeply totally fucked. And by fucked he means in love.
It’s called “Ereptile Dysfunction” btw
