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Welcome Back to "Hey I don't have a date for this thing i have this weekend.... are... are you busy?"

Today's "Treasure" is: +1 Breastplate

"Wearing this "Plus One" garment allows you to bring one additional person to a wedding or any other similar occasion.

AC bonus from Dexterity limited to a +2

Medium Armor"

Welcome Back to " ᴴᵉʸ ᵐᵃⁿ ᴵ ᶜᵃⁿ'ᵗ ˢᵉᵉᵐ ᵗᵒ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ˢᵗᵃᶠᶠ ᵗᵒ ʷᵒʳᵏ ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ᵍᶦᵛᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵃ ʷʰᶦʳˡ"

Today's "Treasure" is: Staff of a Mumbling Wizard!

"3- 10 Damage: 1d8 (1d6)+2 Bludgeoning

Main Hand Only

Topple- Weapon Actions

Firebolt?- Evocation Cantrip

'Because it was designed by a compulsive mumbler, this staff can't distinguish between spells, and so can only cast- Fireball or Firebolt at random'"

This is actual not as fun at it seems.

Welcome back to "What the fuck did this guy give me?"!!!!!!!

Today's "Treasure" is: Bag of Moulding

"All food that is put into this bag immediately grows mould and spoils."

Welcome Back to "He's making his list, He's checking it twice!"

Today's "Treasure" is: Unlucky Thief's Gloves

"Sleight of Hand +2. When the wearer steals anything, a piece of coal appears in their pocket, like a tiny, dusty, condemnation,"

Welcome Back to "Oh actually this might be okay"

Today's "Treasure" is: Mirror of Aging

"This mirror will show yourself as an elderly person- provided you look into it for long enough"

Decades for preference"

Welcome back to "Is.... is it raining? No? Huh..."

Today's "Treasure" is: Reverse Rain Cloak!

"The wearer is perpetually just a little bit damp."

Welcome Back to "Is..... is this it?"

Today's "Treasure" is: Lonely Left Boot of Elvenkind

"This is the left boot of the famous magical footwear. Unfortunately, useless without its pair."

Welcome back to "I'm suing for damages!!!!!!!!!!"

Today's "Treasure" is: Definitely a Broom of Flying!

"This magical broom bestows the power of flight to winged beings. Warning: Chickens not included."