"Dealing with two of those screaming ladies and not even in a good way, I've decided it would be best to spend those wishes to something useful. First reward would be to ask for something to defend myself with, which would be a shotgun with unlimited ammo. The second reward, I couldn't think of a better suggestion: a basketball court in Invidia would be great." (proof under /tagged/er!bestiary)
It seems like the Holy One has acknowledged your strength and bravery. You sit quietly for a moment, but then notice a light.
The rays pour into the confessions box and blind you. The blinding light causes you to black out, and you wake up holding a weak shotgun with one box of ammo. On the top of the container it says “WANT MORE? JUST PRAY TO THE HOLY ONE!”
When you decide to return home (to Invidia), you find a basketball court and a beach ball. Strange, the two don’t go together, but you’ll have to deal with it. No basketball? You gotta learn how to play beach ball.
The Holy One has granted your wishes.
