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[As Gilmore tells them that the runes come from the people of Qonira] Orym: "So the rune we saw outside of Emon is that old?" Gilmore: "Yes." Dariax: "The people of the quinceañera."

Gilmore: "He's going to touch the crown again. I understand that." Fearne: "Probably." Dariax: "No, I'm not." Gilmore: "Don't you lie to me, you beautiful boy." Dariax: "I'll try not to..." Fearne: "Shuffling his feet." Gilmore: "You let me know if and when that one attunes to it. Or other people."

Liam: "I'm thinking quinceañera, that's all I'm thinking." Aabria: "I hate..." Matt: "Sorry. " Aabria: "No, I hate that I didn't think of that in the list of ways that this will be turned into something stupid." Fearne: "If it's there, we'll find it." Matt: "It's me, after years of suffering under this to flex it back and I'm sorry." Aabria: "My soul looks into yours and I see you." Matt: "My love language as well, right now." Aabria: "It's all good, yep." Ashley: "Yes, it's our love language to you." Liam: "Got to pay it forward, Matt."

Opal: "Well, my dad did try to hike in there and then didn't make it, he came back. He was scared." Orym: "But he made it back?" Opal: "Yeah, he made it back naked and afraid." Fearne: "Wow. He was naked and very scared?" Opal: "Yeah." Dorian: "What made him afraid and what made him naked?" Opal: "I don't... This was before I was..." Aabria: "I also want to know the answer to this. Please keep going." Dariax: "It's a dangerous and alluring jungle." Aabria: "You stay here, I'm going to go in the jungle." Orym: "So many reveals today." Opal: "That's how he met my mom." Fearne: "Does the jungle just rip off your clothes?" Opal: "Um, yes, you know when people get really cold and they get hot because they're so cold?"

Dorian: "Do you have maybe a cart we could hide in? Full of hay or something, you know?" Dariax: "If not hay, like, nice cushions, some memory foam." Opal: "Do you want to come? Gilmore: "I appreciate that you think... I am so old! I don't want to... I had my adventures." Opal: "It's nothing but a number." Gilmore: "You're damn right about that." Aabria: "Make a persuasion check with advantage. Shoot." Liam: "Bring a level 20 character." Matt: "Won't throw game balance off at all." Dorian: "Just murdering." Aabria: "That's my problem, not yours."

Aabria: "I'm Cuthbert." Fearne: "Hi, Cuthbert" Fearne: "I'm going to take a Moon Sickle and..." Orym: "Two otter pops." Fearne: "Two, yeah. One chocolate." Dariax: "We do have those, made with real otter. And you see a tiny little lollipop that just looks like a little otter on its back. It's enchanted to look like a little otter. Just kind of laying." Dorian: "More haggling, let's go." Opal: "Okay!" Aabria: "If you want to keep haggling, that's fine. But when you get a set price that you're good with, just deduct it." Fearne: "Done." Matt: "Channeled Travis Willingham for a minute." Aabria: "Yeah." Fearne: "I know." Aabria: "I love shopping and then I felt myself reach the end of shopping." Dariax: "Mm-hmm." Aabria: "I was right there." Dariax: "And scene."

Opal: "So! I've got 110 gold left. What spell gem can I buy with that?" Liam: "What's the most powerful thing that can be bought for 100 and... hmm, 16 gold?" Aimee: "Yes! I am not Rodney Carrero's daughter if I didn't try!" Ashley: "What is a Deck of Many Things?" Aabria: "And Sherri reaches out of the scene, and just grabs it and drags it back away from you." Fearne: "I'll come back for that later." Orym: "I feel like this shouldn't be in the glass counter in the front." Aabria: "'My mistake,' she just swallows the cards whole, and removes them from play."

Dariax: "Dariax is already out in front of the store just Star Wars kidding with his new spear, just (whooshing). Orym: "What does that do?" Dariax: "It stabs things from a distance."

Dorian: "Was it just me, or was Inanna horny for everyone else but me?" Dariax: "She was horny?" Opal: "Uh, not me." Dorian: "None of you picked up on that?" Orym: "You were laying it on a little thick." Dorian: "I was-- Unfair. Unfair." Orym: "No?" Dorian: "Maybe." Fearne: "Why didn't you get the discount?" Dorian: "I don't know. Maybe I'm not her type." Orym: "Did you get no discount?" Dorian: "No, I spent all of my money. I got a free potion." Aabria: "You got two free potions." Dorian: "I got two free potions." Opal: "Hey, that's more free potions than I got." Fearne: "I got all of my stuff for free." Opal: "What?" Dorian: "What?" Fearne: "I didn't, I'm kidding."

Dorian: "Shaun!" Inanna: "Please don't yell for my boss." Dorian: "Shaun!" Aabria: "What is happening? Please stop." Dorian: "Shaun, can you peek down here for a second?" Aabria: "And you just see that Inanna begins to flop sweat and Sherri on the first floor is staring up at you with curiosity and eventually after about a minute, Shaun lightly sweaty peaks out over the railing." Gilmore: "Hello?" Dorian: "Hi Shaun. Do you remember when you..." Gilmore: "Gilmore." Dorian: "Okay, uh, sure. But Gilmore." Gilmore: "Uh-hmm." Dorian: "I'm so sorry. I was just swept away by your magnetism. Do you remember when you said we could have a friend discount at the store?" Aabria: "I have made everyone here abundantly clear what percentage of discount to give you?" Dorian: "What was it again? The exact percentage." Gilmore: "Why do you need to know?" Dorian: "I'm broke." Gilmore: "Well, then maybe don't get six potions of healing."

Dariax: "How much we got?" Inanna: "For the normal spear, gloves and the vial." Dariax: "Yeah." Inanna: "752 gold." Dariax: "With the discount, right?" Inanna: "Um. For you, I could take off another, like, 150 gold." Dariax: "All righty." Opal: "Damn!" Dariax: "900 gold it is. You got it." Dariax: "He goes ahead and counts out the platinum and the gold and passes it over. It's a pleasure doing business." Aabria: "Make a persuasion check for me. No, it's just a general charisma. No, let's make it persuasion." Dariax: "Okay. 14." Aabria: "She looks at you, just utterly bewildered. Okay, first thing, you don't pay me directly. You have to go to Sherri at the front." Dariax: "Oh, sorry." Inanna: "But also, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh god. And she pushes, you paid her too much. She's like '600!'" Dariax: "You drive a hard bargain. Deal." Inanna: "What is happening? Do you require an adult? Can someone else with... What's your name?" Dariax: "Dariax." Inanna: "Can someone that's here with Dariax, please assist him?"

Dorian: "Is Dariax still standing by or not? Not Dariax. Oh my god, I did it to myself!" Dariax: "Yes!" Dorian: "Torture!"

Robbie: "Got to admit, though, 'man bun and flute player' is pretty good." Liam: "Another spinoff." Fearne: "Great disguises. Dorian: "That's what I was thinking."

[As Dariax disguises himself and the party hides just behind him] Aabria: "Make a deception check with advantage." Liam: "Come on, you slippery bastard." Dariax: "Thank god for the advantage because I rolled a natural one that first time." Aabria and Opal: "Oh my god!" Dariax: "But with that..." Fearne: "I love that you have that cloak." Dariax: "Dirty 20." Opal: "Love it." Aabria: "With a dirty 20... The figure nods, and they look down the alley, and if they had walked in a little further, they would pass the boxes and  see you all there hiding, but they look and then lean and start conferring with them between themselves like, 'Okay, we can catch them on the other side of the building' and they all three turn, and back out of the alley."

Dariax: "Hey, I'm Dariax. Just kind of lay about of Emon. Not much to talk about, but happy to be in here, this place is beautiful. I'm happy we stepped in. It honestly looked a little out of my price range. So it's nice to actually see it from the inside. And you are, well, the words, words don't do you justice." Gilmore: "Oh, flattery will get you literally everywhere. Thank you."

Dariax: "There's been a rowdy party recently. People going crazy in the streets, but we're probably been following." Opal: "I tied someone up." Dorian: "We should also mention, we've murdered many people and might have made mortal enemies with the thieves' guild." Opal: "Anyway, I have a picture of the ash hole." Orym: "Murder is a strong word." Fearne: "We've done so much when you break it down like that, holy moly." Dariax: "Can't say we don't get stuff done, I guess, as a group."

Dariax: "Oh! There was a lady named Poska, who's from the Nameless One folk. Seemed dangerous, we made a deal. That's how the people got killed, murdered, not really..." Dorian: "It was less of an agreement and more of an opportunity that was presented to us that we took upon a different route." Dariax: "A moral high ground." Dorian: "With murder." Orym: "We just kept tripping into trouble for a couple of days. We've lost, collectively, some memories..." Dariax: "... and we've made some."

Dariax: "Hmm. I look long and hard over at Dorian. Glance at the rest of the crew. You want to keep it?" Dorian: "I want to keep it, but I can't carry it. Only you can." Dariax: "But you can carry me." Liam and Ashley: "Mr. Frodo!"