#epi121

Matt: "I just need a dexterity check from both of you." Sam: "Oh, just dex." Matt: "Just a dex check using the dex of your owl as well." Liam: "Oh, okay. (fake sobbing) I don't know what the owl is, but it was a super low roll." Travis: "You chose poorly." Sam: "I rolled a one." Travis: "Oh my god." Marisha: "That's so bad." Matt [hinting]: "It is an ability check." Sam: "It's not." Laura: "Can't you just for once use your damn Halfling Luck?" Sam: "There's no skill. I have no [proficiency]. " Matt: "This isn't Halfling Luck. Oh that's proficiency. No, it's proficiency, you're right, for the... Is that how it works for the Reliable Talent?" Sam: "Yeah, I have to be proficient in the skill, but you said a dexterity check. I am not at proficient in dexterity." Matt: That is correct. Liam: "But a halfling, when they roll a one, can re-roll." Sam: "True." Laura: "Yeah, that's what I'm talking about." Sam: "That is true. Hmm. [smacks lips] It's a shame."

Jester-bird grabs Otis to help them but has to roll Matt: "Natural one!" Sam: "But they got halfling luck." Matt [rerolls]: "You don't got her." Liam: "Just join the Tomb Takers already!" Sam: "I'm an agent of chaos!"

Lucien: "YES I'm lost, alright?!"

[weird noise comes from Travis] Laura: "Did you just toot?" Travis: "No, I broke another one [holds up stress ball] My chair's all wet."

[Sam talking in an Irish accent] Taliesin/Caduceus: "I cast dispel on the illusion." Sam: "It's been me the whole time!"

[As Lucien dispels the Tower] Caduceus [sad]: "I was gonna have a hot meal." Yasha: "I was gonna have a..." [laughter] Liam: "A hot meal?" Travis: "If it'll help, I have Marine Layer."

[Patience is drawing thinner and thinner with each conversation] Travis: "We have that effect on people"

Caleb: "Molly was like an effortless dick, and Lucian is more concentrated." Jester: "A pointed dick."

Lucien [flicks away tooth pick] Travis: "Ow!"

[About the food penis incident] Lucien: "That wasn't me, that was an apparition" Beau: "Same dick!"

Ashley: "Who has Molly's coat?" Marisha: "I think you do. I have his belt." Veth: "Shall we just dress Lucien as Molly and see if that does it?"

[Yasha and Beau postponing their date] Beau: "Next time we have the dome..." Yasha: "Yeah, sounds good." Beau: "Shake on it!"

[As Veth and Yasha have their moment] Veth: "This is not how I pictured tonight going..." [proceeds to read her a poem] Veth: "I figured you needed to hear it from someone cuz no one's gonna tell you you're special in these horrible wastelands. No one is going to go and say 'Hey you, I like you.' [...] Just remember, I was the first person to ever write you a poem." Veth: "Let's put a pin on this." Yasha: "Yeah, that's a good idea." Veth: "We'll do a proper something. Let's shake on it." Beau: "Veth, what are you doing?" Veth: "You wanna talk about it next to some lava?"

Veth: "My husband has to just find a new wife and he has no game."

[About The Kiss between Fjord and Jester] Yasha: "Did he slip you the tongue?"

[On Lucien] Beau: "He's not blinking. How are his eyeballs not frozen out of their sockets?" Fjord: "Maybe they are frozen open. Maybe this is our chance." Beau: "I got a few ninja stars left." Fjord: "All we need is two."

Jester/Yasha and Beau/Fjord talking about the dates and The Kiss.

Travis [to Matt]: "This morning I have attuned to the smartly purchased ring of fire resistance." Matt: "Well, look at that!"

[crossing the lava river] Jester: "I cast Pass without a trace" Fjord: "Should I cast Water breathing?"

Veth [stealth roll]: "41!" Liam [cackles]: "Yes!"

Fjord making a rain cloud to 'car wash' the party so they're not on fire anymore

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