#ephemaria

     “And then Cinque said if you ever talk to me or my birdies again I’ll d-ES-troy you~!” She was hanging off her seat; precarious and at risk of fall, providing a view for anyone who dared walk behind her (admittedly not many were brave enough to sneak up on her) and leaving a mark where her stomach laid exposed across the edge of her desk. “...-   So that’s why you can never talk to Quon again. If I catch you you’re both dead meat! ...I also need to know if he’s in the stables with those eggs I brought back last week. Those are birdies too.”

     “I’m gonna put a diaper on your favorite chocobo just to give it an atomic wedgie.”