1st July 2020
Buzzy
Buzzy is from the extinct attraction Cranium Command as well as the former mascot for the Wonders of Life pavilion as a whole. He was the main character from Cranium Command. He was clumsy and awkward and showed up late for the first day of training, causing his superior, General Knowledge, to become angry with him. Buzzy begged General Knowledge to allow him a seat in Cranium Command and so he is assigned to a pubescent boy, Bobby, and has to help him through his day dealing with bullies, romantic feelings and play fighting. Once the day is done, it was considered a success and Buzzy proved himself to General Knowledge.
When the attraction shut down in January 2007, the Wonders of Life pavilion was left abandoned and Cranium Command with it. The attraction stayed this way until July 2018 when Buzzy’s clothing was stolen and then Buzzy himself in November 2018, leaving behind hydraulic oil. It was claimed by an urban explorer that the Buzzy and Hypothalamus animatronics has been tagged and moved to storage, however this was not the case. A Cast Member by the name of Patrick Spikes who posted on social media under the handle BackDoorDisney was fired and later arrested arrested for selling stolen Disney Parks items on the black market. For stealing wigs, dresses and other items from The Haunted Mansion he received ten years probation and 250 hours of community service. Despite maintaining his innocence, according to his arrest report, he stole Buzzy’s clothing and sold it to an NBA player, Robin Lopez. Spikes remains the prime suspect for Buzzy’s theft as he repeatedly tweeted images of Buzzy’s head.
Two years have now passed and, as of the time of writing, Buzzy still remains missing.
