Critical Role Quotes and Funny Moments - Campaign 2 (6/?)
[After Fjord coughs up the salty water after his dream]
Beau: “You taste like a seaman.”
Travis: “Idunno. I want to shake your hand, but at the same time I wanna smash it.”
Matt: “I’ve never been more proud of my wife.”
[Announcing their rolls]
Liam/Sam/Laura: “Nein!”
Matt: “Nine as well? Wow. It’s like Rammstein on that side of the table.”
[On their new enemies]
Nott: “We don’t know what they’re called; we fought one before!”
Jester: “Do you know how to kill them?”
Nott: “You just hurt them until they die!”
Jester invoking Spiritual Weapon and turning it into a giant lollipop.
Just the amount of nines (NEIN!) the party is throwing in episode 5.
Nott: “‘Hey, what happens to a frog’s wagon when it breaks down? It gets toad away!’ And I will cast Hideous Laughter on the gnoll.”
Matt [introducing the inn keeper]: “He never quite makes eye contact with you. He’s looking at your shoulder, or right above your face.”
Nott: “I think he’s got two glass eyes.”
Nott: “‘What did the incontinent druid say on his surprise birthday party? I’m so excited, I wet my plants!’ and casts Hideous Laughter.”
Inn keeper: “Well, if you manage to go and kill some of them dog people, you tell them Thadeus Candleglow says hi.”
Jester: “I will.”
Molly: “She really will.”·
[As Jester gives a stale donut to the inn keeper whose inn burnt down]
Jester: “Here. It’s a moldy donut. Be well, child, the Traveler is with you.”
Inn keeper: “I’m not a child, but I appreciate the gesture.”
Jester: “You know my name! I leave.”
Inn keeper [to himself]: “Gesture. Her name’s Gesture.”
Molly: “It is a gesture, like Prince.”
Matt: “The adventurer formerly known as Jester.”·
[After a conversation between Fjord and Beau about the gnolls derails into obnoxious small talk]
Taliesin: “When did we hire Tom Stoppard to write this?”