#ep49

ukrainian mafia hahahha

"JELE TV"

Hm.

This is the best translation I can give you. Also, that courier's parents must have hated him.

Yeah,,, this explains... everything.

This is my vision of what Kerubim would post if he had twitter. Anyway.

You're welcome.

"BOB DE BONTA", self-explanatory, really.

Aaand of course it's Bontarian supremacy propaganda.

Kerubim owning items like these is pretty interesting, considering he does know Goultard.

The cover says: "Keke"; the back says: "FFJGIJO D DNVODIJ DFIDVOV V".

I don't know what I expected, but I do wonder why the fuck he's reading a book about himself.

....Maybe during one of his many adventures, he became a self-published author? He probably wrote "she breasted boobily down the stairs" type literature. People probably hated it.

Kerubim confirmed to pay Simone. Kerubim confirmed to pay Simone even though she's doing shitfuck right now, because he's kind like that. This explains why she hasn't killed him yet.

Totally not concerning.

Considering homophobia seems to be real in this universe, there is a yet another one problematic thing this shitty Bontarian series is doing — the predatory lesbian trope. I bet this lesbian is not just a dark witch, but also a Brakmarian woman.

We need to cancel Bob from Bonta for this.

As funny as it would be, I am not translating this shit.

If it makes you feel better, I tried reading a few of these, (well, the ones not too obscured by jelly) and it seemed to be gibberish.

I bet the trope of an evil, predatory dark magic-practising huppermage woman who's lies involve love has been a popular way to demonize Brakmarian people in Bonta for like, ten years.

YET ANOTHER instance of Bob from Bonta saying problematic things.

I think that the Quadramental Breeze and Huppermagic are like Buddhism and Kabbalah, to other races of the World of Twelve:

They don't know shit about it, or the culture surrounding it, but it's totally "THE lifestyle". You need to "balance your spiritual energies," and "believe in the light balance path and quadramentalized meditation" for success. Or something.

If Joris were older and understood anything about television he would be so fucking mad I think.

This episode is such an evil and insane look into the World of Twelve. Class-based make up culture, misogyny, and ads...

I need to make more "tumblr if it was in the World of Twelve" posts on my main. I don't know why thinking about WoT's insane society makes me so giddy.

"CASQUE" (HELMET)

This did everything for the Silly Joris economy.

+bonus