#eos lotion

Yoo I don't get the hype with the eos moisturizer lotions. Like yes they smell nice but Aveeno is better performance wise.

if people on tiktok think cutting open eos lotion bottles to scoop out the PRETTY DECENT AMOUNT of lotion left behind in the container is crazy wait until they hear about a little poor family secret that i like to call "washing my hands with 17 pumps of soapy residue water because the hand soap pump didn't reach the bottom but my dad wanted to stretch the little bit of soap left so he put water in the container and shook it up"

If you want to smell so good you need to get the Pink Champagne eos lotion and combine it with Champagne Toast fragrance mist or perfume (preferably perfume because it would last longer but it's also like $50 so the mist for $16 is fine, I don't have the perfume either) from Bath & Body Works and Pear Inc from Juliette Has a Gun if you can afford it or just get a travel size (or get it on Scentbird if you do that) you will smell FRUITY and so nice. If pear pomegranate berry soda ever existed I smell exactly like that rn.

I would love an episode, one off, something, with the two E0bards meeting, or at least E0wells questioning his identity, because he’s always keeping the Wells face and never offered a satisfactory explanation for it (I know the rl reasons but still) and then one time even had his hair dyed blond like his original body/face but was still wearing the wells face, but matt eo seems to have no problems sporting his original face (but is admittedly a much different/more vulnerable version from being constantly trapped and on the run)