#eoin chatters

I just realized that for the first time I have bushes and a yard which means HALLOWEEN YARD DECORATIONS

Almost done with week 2 of school and crossing my fingers today tomorrow's a hurricane day 😫😫😫😫😫

I'm not sure which has been the best event of the summer: being called Jack Black by the collective student body or watching another intern minimize his powerpoint during class only to have a porn tab open in the background and close that tab only to have yet another porn tab open behind that before he finally had the sense to turn off the projector.

At lunch one of my kids said that I reminded him of Jack Black from School of Rock because I'm always singing and dancing during class and now all I want to do is start a secret rock band with them.

I made a promise to myself that I was only allowed to play videogames as long as I worked out on my exercise bike while I played, thinking that that would limit the amount of time I wasted to however long I was willing to keep pedaling. 5 hours and 61 miles later, I think I finally found the key to successful weight loss.