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My mom: go to sleep

Me: no

Mom: why not

I’d just like to inform you all of what it’s like to have an ENTP professor because wow it’s a trip

-The first day of school he walked in and announced he likes intelligence and that’s it

-He’s a digital designer because he enjoys “manipulating the masses”

-I made him laugh Twice, once by telling him “Only honors students cheat” 

-The other time He was wearing orange and I told him he looked “Very Fall” He heard “Very Bald” I thought I was going to die, but he just laughed.

-in his ideal world everyone has a gun because the world’s at carrying capacity. He said he’s slow to react and that he’d definitely be one of the first to die but that’s just how life is so it’s cool.

-I said that I love pigeons to a girl next to me jokingly, he overheard and retorted with “I eat pigeons they don't taste extraordinary or anything”

-His comments on assignments are either “nic job” or *Insert three paragraphs of criticism that ends with “good attempt though”*

-His favorite word is research, he told us because he was “Tired of hearing our answers so he might as well give us a better answer to say”

-He stays up til 3 AM watching Kitsch Samurai Dramas It’s apparently a bad habit

-He told our class that since we suck at using Illustrator he took aftereffects off the syllabus. In reality there wasn’t enough time to cover it

-He whispered to an Art museum representative that his comfort food is fried chicken during a presentation about the influence of culture.

-He dislikes chain restaurants and religious holidays vehemently 

-He likes taking his relative’s kids giving them sugar and then giving them back

-Over thanksgiving break he assigned us Ethnographic research where we had to literally stalk people and watch them struggle with way finding