#entabulator

Gramsci Watch received this in an email this morning. Not, strictly speaking, an example of Gramsci in action, but entertaining nonetheless. Enjoy.

  The Entabulator

This is how you need to look and sound when you're talking way over your head.

  Many years ago, Rockwell International decided to get into the heavy duty automatic transmission business. They were preparing to tape their first introductory video and, as a warm-up, one of the stage crew began a monologue that has become legend within the training industry. 

  Now keep in mind, this was a rehearsal for camera, lighting, and stage crew, and he had no script! Nothing he says is true...except perhaps the punch line.

  It's just meaningless drivel made up as he goes along.