send ✆ for a morning text
Jake: Good morning sunshine. You’ve got 10 minutes to get downstairs before Maya and I eat your bacon.
Jake: I can’t believe you’re blowing me off some after school thing. You keep avoiding like I did something wrong, the hell is your problem?
Jake: listen linda listen
Jake: come make me pakates :)
Jake: You think Stanford has cheap one bedroom apartments? And a community college?
send ⁇ for a worried text
Jake: Your mom called me and said you missed soccer practice. I texted Maya and she’s not sure where you are. What’s going on? You can talk to me, Kate.
send ♣ for a text not meant for you
Jake: I can’t stop thinking about her. Like every time I try to talk to another girl, I feel like she’s using her yellow belt to knee me in the chest. What’s happening to me?
Jake: I’m the better kisser between the both of us. Clearly. Unless you wanna disprove my theory.
send √ for a long-winded confession text
Jake: ..I don’t do this. This whole feelings thing, I don’t do it. We’ve been friends forever, but I don’t know..I think something has always been there. Don’t you? I like you Katie, like as more than a friend. And I know it’s dumb, and I know you’ve got waaaay better options than me. Guys who are smarter, richer, and have way more going on with their future than me. But I just had to let you know. And if you don’t feel the same way, I guess I can understand that.
send ☠ for a misguided advice text
Jake: Want more backup college choices? Lie on some applications and say you have a kid, they’ll take pity party teen moms in a heartbeat. I’m thinking..Jennifer Matlin. Her dad is a construction worker..but a total deadbeat.
send ☢ for a desperate text
Jake: I screwed up..I own these guys like 400 bucks. And it wasn’t from buying weed..
Jake: I’ll explain what happened, but I just need the money. Please, I’ll pay you back.
send ☼ for a congratulatory text
Jake: Congrats on getting into Stanford! You deserve it.
send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent
Jake: So..we’re not like, exclusive, right? Like if I had sex with other girls, you wouldn’t be mad or anything?