Cassie: *points to device on my dash* Dad, what is that?

Me: A radar detector.

Cassie: Meaning what?

Me: Meaning if my speed’s being monitored by a radar gun, I’ll be alerted by it.

Cassie: Meaning so you can avoid getting another ticket because you’re a lead foot?

Me: Preferably yeah.

Cassie: Is that legal?

Me: Totally….not so sure about the modifications I made to it though.

Cassie: Dad. Oh my gosh.