Thatās one teenagers bedroom door shut again, and one to go. Ā Horizontal returned from Zante looking relatively unscathed and unsunburnt. Princess will have to give up the warm sunshine of Barcelona tomorrow and return to mist and midges. Ā Spook is now packing to fly to Geneva en route to time an event in The Alps -Ā http://trailaddiction.com/enduro2/. Leaving home at 4am, he and Princess will possibly cross over in the skies. Ā Spook is timing this event for expenses and a couple of guided holidays in Les Arcs next year. Ā There is no guarantee - nay, no likelihood - of his wife being the recipent of the 2nd holiday, so I made sure I cooked a couple of pork chops to add to his Delicious dinner tonight. Ā Firstly, I want him to want to come home, and 2ndly, I need to sell myself as the ideal companion. Ā And I need to get rid of The Boss and my brother who are much more likely to be in the running. Ā I could cook them Delicious meals for a start.
Today, I was introduced to some delicousness that is right up my street -
https://instagram.com/p/4O4fzZODZ2/?taken-by=deliciouslystella
DeliciouslyElla is 23 years old. Ā When I was 23 I was sitting in a flat in Glasgow on my own eating a 6 pack of Tunnocks Teacakes whilst watching Blind Date - I felt I was living the dream.
http://coolerlifestyle.com/features/heard-of-deliciously-ella-this-woman-has-set-up-a-hilarious-parody-instagram-account.html#Gl3abb5kDLQyDqEY.97
Well, one week into my new healthy eating lifestyle, and I do seem to have calmed down a bit. Ā As long as I throw a chop onto Spooks plate, I should get away with it for a wee while yet. Ā I havenāt eaten bread or dairy products, or meat (apart from gnawing around Horizontalās chop bone, just because I was offended by the waste) and have eaten loads of food and not been remotely hungry or had any cravings. Ā Iāve even managed to get some work done.
Meanwhile, I have no photoās to post because Iām still waiting for summer.