#endacopia boon

Characters:

The protagonist is named Mellow and is a 9 year old child, widely headcanoned as Freelance Surgeon's son (I haven't put this in red since it's not a me-specific headcanon). He's imprinted on FS and follows him everywhere. FS is afraid. Please help. :(

There is a "morally gray, haunting-the-narrative husband" named Freelance Surgeon who likes to burst into song except for exactly one appearance. He IS a reincarnation of Orin Scrivello from The Little Shop of Horrors, there are simply too many similarities between the two. He's also a human turned robot because his organs started crapping out due to his drug abuse.

FS is married to The Bride, who apparently is worse than Mellow. I know this because I originally thought Mellow was FS's wife.

There are MANY demons from hell, including Clockey and Henry. The original demon from hell I saw last night HAS BEEN FOUND OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK OH SHIT OH FUCK

There is a heterosexual couple and Mellow buys them a gift. Apparently they're jesters?

There is a happy trapezist. Everyone else is miserable.

There is someone who tries to buy laughing gas and buys neurotoxin instead. Somehow.

There is an elf who occasionally carries Mellow around.

There is someone who my friend ominously calls The Character who may or may not be the aforementioned demon from hell.

There is an owl named Paisley who likes yellow.

There is a "red guy in the bathroom".

There is a yellow lizard named Henry who also seems to be a non-biological parent of Mellow.

Clockey: an evil clock with severe Mellow beef.

There is an "urchin guy".

There is a monkey girl in Timesville! There is also a bear named Beartha that someone likes.

There are two Oompa Loompas.

Places:

There is a circus called Misery Town, where everyone is miserable (except the trapezist).

There is a cinema in Misery Town.

There is a town called Timesville. Paisley lives in one of the apartments there.

There is a really rainy grave... somewhere. FS and Mellow dig it up and FS sings a really angry song about it. My banner and profile pic are a poor attempt at recreating what this looks like.

There is a bathroom with a red guy in it.

Miscellaneous:

FS's favorite color is red.

Mellow has a phone.

FS sold the guy the neurotoxin.

FS performs grave robbing to get "parts".

Paisley holds a highlighter yellow-themed party every night until Mellow stages an intervention and they never hold one again.

FS would not wear paisley.

FS sometimes has the deadest state known to mankind.

For whatever reason I am doomed to have things go splat whenever I try to mention a post about the demon from hell.

People are violent, apparently.

Mellow can turn green.

FS does not like purple or green.

FS is chronically pasty white but can change colors to spite people.

FS has an unhealthy relationship with pharmaceuticals.

FS has liver damage.

Paisley would willingly sit in a bucket of yellow paint.

FS likes yellow because it's the color of infection.

Somehow Friday Night Funkin' is referenced in some after-credits gameplay?

Henry likes to hit Mellow over the head with a bat. Henry likes baseball??

FS knows everyone except the Timesville residents for some reason. Surgeon specifically dislikes Paisley for their color choice and never goes to Timesville because of that.

Boon has Mellow beef.

HENRY FUCKING TOOK OVER MY FYP HELP HEEEEEEELP

HENRY GET OUT OF THE FUCKING SHOWER

Tip can and will barl at people.

"Un." -FS, 2026

Paisley and Mellow are friends, although that might change considering what Paisley Did to Mellow.