#emtearzz

Many wishes to her, her crew, and to another fruitful year.

I'm not too familiar with that lass to be honest, I knew of her briefly, but I don't think we've ever shared a word to one another. That little eggplant was on his knees the second he saw her, but that's nothing new.

Idk how it happens, but right as I get obsessed with a new guy, a new daily blog shows up on my dashboard <3 good luck on the dailies!!!! Your art is so so lovely

I come bearing gifts 🫶

You’ve so far had, that unflattering sketch, and the one where your eyes turn into literal hearts! (How does that even happen by the way??)

Forgive me for all the questions, but as a journalist it is my duty to be thorough, and I can’t pass up this opportunity!

…those posters. Tch. Don’t remind me.

That first one? A sketch. A sketch. They couldn’t even bother to get a proper photo, so they put my face in the hands of someone who’s clearly never seen beauty in their life. I look like a creep. It’s an insult to my craft and my face.

I’ll admit, the heart eyes one’s… closer to the truth. A man can’t help how he reacts when he’s surrounded by lovely ladies. You try standing in front of perfection and keeping a straight face. It’s not happening. Still… a wanted poster is supposed to strike fear, yeah? A cook with standards deserves at least a cool photo.

Though between you and me… if someone sees that poster and smiles instead of panicking, I suppose I don’t mind too much.