so the other day, mom and i go to safeway, and she gets a packet of chocolate turtles. in the car, she then says 'jessica, these are for you.' being the nice person i am, i give her one, and when she asks for another, i comply. in my defense, i didn't realize there were only 5 chocolates in the container. but i only ate two. so she ate three. and these were supposed to me for ME. real nice gift mom. so i make a comment (as nicely as possible, of course, given my annoyance) and she's like, 'well, i'll buy you another one.' so the next day, i come up to my desk and there is a new packet of turtles.'ohhhhh yummmy' i think. this will last me for about a week. so during one particularly bad bit of homework, i eat one. ONE. and here we are, a day later, and i am struggling to write a 'nice' email to this lady who may let me interview one of the canucks (please may it be kesler <3) and i reach for a chocolate. because as we all know, when doing something difficult, chocolates are a big help. and there were none. NONE. NOTHING. in the box there was zero. zilch. nada. ALL THE FUCKING CHOCOLATES WERE GONE!!!!!!!!!! and this was supposed to be a gift. she ate them all. ate them ALL. the little piggy going nomnomnomnomnom to all the food she can find. stuffing it into her mouth as fast as possible. she ate them all. they're all gone. now the box is empty, as i am empty. and still, i struggle to compose this email....