#emplosion218

emily just had a small freak out bc she forgot p sherman 42 wallaby way sydney for a moment 😂

it's 2017 guys i thought yall would know by now to not leave em and i without an adult for longer than 20 minutes

instead of doing her homework my sister is writing songs about her asshole teachers to the tunes of christmas songs

My family is judging me so hard right now. I was talking to Mom about sending friends gifts and how I wish I had sent someone a gift for their birthday. She said that we were kinda busy at the time (we were camping for my birthday) to which I reply that I could've "sent it through the post". Which is apparently hilarious for a '98 born Midwestern to say. Even after I poing out that she occassionally calls the toaster oven a hot box. Now we (the three kids) were getting ready for some fun time together. Earlier today my water bottle was spilled on the couch so there's a towel to help soak it up on one of the cushions. We usually do one person per cushion to stop arguements but with one damp some popped up. I being the big sis I am tell them that we're just going to have to share the sofa. The sofa. Why the hell did my brain decide to use that word to describe what we've always called a freaking couch? And both events happened within half an hour of each other. Along with much teasing.