#emmett musing

“No, I will not be explaining myself.”

Emmett, after searching our simp database, we found that you are basically some sort of simp magnet... tell me your secrets...

Ode on Melancholy

Though seen of none save him whose strenuous tongue / Can burst Joy's grape against his palate fine; / His soul shalt taste the sadness of her might, / And be among her cloudy trophies hung.

goblincore

you're just a liddle creacher. you canot chagne thi s. you probably have lots of trinkets and little objects that you like to fill your room with, and most of the time you find them in very odd places. your dream is to disappear into the woods and become a chaotic entity that lives in it, possibly with the help of a rodent companion.

borrowed from: @humilemvatis​

You are pink #FFC0CB

Your dominant hue is red... you are passionate, energetic, and unafraid of life's changes. You're all about getting out and trying something new, even if it means taking risks that other people would be afraid of. Hey, if they're afraid and you're not, more power to you, right? Your saturation level is low - You stay out of stressful situations and advise others to do the same. You may not be the go-to person when something really needs done, but you know never to blow things out of proportion. Your outlook on life is very bright. You are sunny and optimistic about life and others find it very encouraging, but remember to tone it down if you sense irritation.

You are violet #EE82EE

Your dominant hues are red and blue. You're confident and like showing people new ideas. You play well with others and can be very influential if you want to be. Your saturation level is lower than average - You don't stress out over things and don't understand people who do. Finishing projects may sometimes be a challenge, but you schedule time as you see fit and the important things all happen in the end, even if not everyone sees your grand master plan. Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.

the whore who dies first

you were the absolute fool, the absolute clown who decided to have sex in an abandoned haunted house. what did you expect to happen, bimbo??????

stolen from: @humilemvatis​ im sorry for all the @’s lmao